I’d posit that it was actually the Doritos, Chips Ahoy and other junk “food” that made Ohio Man feel horribly ill, not the weed, but USA Today suggests otherwise:
An Austintown, Ohio, man with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was “too high,” according to the Austintown Police Department.
Austintown police responded to the call around 5:20 p.m. Friday, Oct. 3 and found the 22-year-old “in the fetal position.” He “was surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies,” according to the police report.
The victim told police he could not feel his hands, but declined medical service. He told the officer he “smoked too much weed.”
He told the officers that he smoked marijuana in his car, and gave permission for police to “recover the evidence” from his vehicle…
[continues at USA Today]