Bill Maher: Conspiracy Weary

Bill Maher, New Rules, September 14, 2007

New Rule: Erectile Dysfunction

We may never know what the World Trade Center meant to our enemies, but our inability to build anything on the site in six years symbolizes our national head up the ass. You know it took two years to build the Eiffel Tower in the 1880s, by hand, by French guys while screwing their mistresses. Of course we can’t rebuild Iraq, we can’t get shit done in SoHo. And while we’re on the subject,

New Rule: Conspiracy Weary

Crazy people, who still think the government brought down the Twin Towers in a controlled explosion have to stop thinking I’m the one being naive. How big a lunatic do you have to be, to watch two giant airlines packed with jet fuel slam into buildings on live TV, igniting a massive inferno that burned for two hours, and then think, well, if you believe that was the cause…stop asking me to raise this ridiculous topic on the show and start asking your doctor if Paxil is right for you.