Antarctica: Ancient City Exposed By Melting Ice Shelf

In a startling scientific development yesterday Professor William Dyer (Geology, MU) reports discovery of ruins of an ancient city at the edge of the crumbling Wilkins ice shelf in Antarctica.

As part of the International Polar Year program Professor Dyer and a transdiciplinary team including Miskatonic Professors Lake (Biology) and Pabodie (Engineering) are investigating fossils of giant Antarctic marine life forms, previously unknown to science, some unidentifiable as either plants or animals, initially discovered while boring for ice cores.

Professor Lake suggests these fossils represent pre-Cambrian archaeozoa. Though badly damaged by the drilling, Lake reports intact samples have been obtained. The extremely early date in the geological strata of these fossils is otherwise problematic because of their highly evolved features, including star-shaped heads with cephalopoid tentacles.

Aerial photographs taken by Dyer show a sprawling stone city of permutahedra, cones, and non-euclidean forms. Professor Pabodie says these are, “unprecedented [...] atypical of ancient architecture in any other part of the world”. Entering a fissure in one of the cones the two discovered a large petroglyphic mural they believe depicts a creation myth including the Moon separating from the Earth and marine forms similar to those discovered on the floor of the Ross Sea this antarctic summer.

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  • Icarus_swordfish

    AVP!

  • Icarus_swordfish

    AVP!

  • Tom Bradley

    Miskatonic professors?

  • Tom Bradley

    Miskatonic professors?

  • Anarchy Pony

    When do the shoggoths show up?

  • Wanooski

    When do the shoggoths show up?

  • Anonymous

    Seriously, do you guys not research anything? This is the plot from H.P. Lovecraft’s “At The Mountains of Madness” down to the fictional “Miskatonic University.”

  • jordanlund

    Seriously, do you guys not research anything? This is the plot from H.P. Lovecraft’s “At The Mountains of Madness” down to the fictional “Miskatonic University.”

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