20 Tattoos You Don’t Want To Get (If You’re A Guy)

You really have to visit Comedy.com to appreciate just how bad some of these tats are. As they say:

We’re not sure why guys get elaborate, over-the-top tattoos (like these 5 Crazy Ronald Regan Tattoos). We just know the people who get them have serious issues we don’t even want to know about (especially, if you got this Patrick Swayze tattoo). That reminds us, we should call our parents. Check out the 20 Tattoos You Don’t Want To Get (If You’re A Guy).

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  • yoji h.

    this guy is a fucking tool, hang urself bro

  • Joel

    Thats the gayest and stupidest tatoo i ever seen u look like a fcking fag dude wtf do u think ur doing u stupidd dumbass, ull never get a girl lookin like a dumbass freak . DUMBASS!!!!!!!!

  • COLLIN DAVISON

    Why the fuck would you do thatttt thats never comin off kill yourself you will never get a job a girl!!!!!!!!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

  • alex

    hahahhahahahahahahha…good luck getting a job bro

    • cavemanink

      MOst people that have tattoos like this arent worried about getting jobs because there usually tattoo artists or work in that type of industry. So while your slaving at a corporate job and getting beat down by the man, he is most likely doing something he enjoys.

      • Bree Dee

        having a job, you should enjoy it, but the fucking goal is to make $$$$ which i doubt this guy will ever be capable of doing with this hideous mask on his face. obviously he wasnt comfortable with how he looked and put on a lame disguise. i promise you he makes less money than i do. i may only have two half six tats my ribs done and 11 piercings-love my new surface. i get paid to tell guys like this one that they look like shit. the only job this kid can get wont pay for shit, id be embarrassed to be his gf god or if he has kids-oh that skeleton over there, yeah thats my dad *looks at the ground with shame. dude this guy is nothing but a freak who probably fucked up his life and family situation with his dumb mistake.

        • illlicit

          he makes more monet than u i bet,,u hav tickets on urself models dont earn shit unless there well known and u my friend are not

        • Caveman Ink

          I'll have to say to that. You don't have a brain

      • Jeffraww

        No, he’s fucked.

  • fuckurself

    props buddy. fuck these losers talkin shit. you got the cash to do that and the balls so im sure ur gettin better pussy then these nerds will ever fuckin have. respect the ink u fuckin lames. its art bitch

    • Bree Dee

      HAHAHA my crowd, we're all hot girls that get paid to model. the hot guys, dont have shitty tats like this. and its a fact that this guy could only get pussy from a fat desperate slut or that chick Tanessa^-basically mental ward breakouts.

  • jdizzle

    thats not art bro thats a freak of nature hes prolly never got pussy in his life
    like thats fucked you gotta find something better to spend your money on
    like if your that loaded that your gunna blow money on shit like that go buy a skyline or something you fagget
    good luck gettin through lifee.

    pcee

  • seanooski

    A tat like that is merely an elaborate suicide note. RIP dude, I feel sorry for your tortured soul.

  • shesheshe123

    not only will you never get a girl you most likely will never get a guy or ever a horse to come near you,
    damn can you say “REGRET” ,there has to be crack involved in this idea
    enjoy you lonely life

    • you guys are naiive

      He doesn't regret it at all and has a girlfriend

      • Bree Dee

        he should regret it, and his gf is either very unattractive or very insane.

        • jeffraw

          I bet his girlfriend has a penis tattoo’d on his face.. HIS face

  • whocares

    its fake theres no way this guys is that much of a loser!!!

    • Nukka

      Its not fake. I know him

      • Bree Dee

        so he is a loser. thanks for the clear up, change yo name bitch. freedom of speech and my subjective opinion is this guy must of been on a hella lot of crack, crank, smack, shit, coke, bars, or whatever made him think this was appealing.

        • Jeffraww

          Bree Dee more like AWESOME.

        • Michellethornbury

          Bree hmm how surpriseing you knew all kinds of drugs their sweety, oh I forgot your a model is that like a porn model or ??? stupid ass

  • Tanessa

    Im a Chick, and i think its cool. i think it shows that he is artistic which is what tattoos are all about. its really his choice to do what he wants… i've seen crazier people… Getting that isnt THAT bad… AND that, wouldnt stop a chick from fucking him, worse case senerio is she'd turn the lights out, lol but yeah. its his artistic decision and his body to do such too, stop telling him to kill himself cause that makes you guys the tools. you dont know him, he doesnt know you, you cant judge him because he looks like a skeleton.

    • Bree Dee

      im a HOT chick and a model-my job, i get paid to look good and to know what looks good. ive been body painted head to toe i know what is artistic and this is not. have you had your sanity checked?

      • illlicit

        omg u think ur so good, i bet u model for target or big w,,he is creative,,and he mite not care wat he looks like cause he mite hav a big Di@k. do u like people tellin u ur ugly??i bet u get told that all the time cause thats wat happens wen ur a model there is always some one hotter n better than u who laugh at ur stupid tatts,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,awsome tatt man wud of hurt like hell but

  • happyfeetmeee

    Saves u money at halloween dude…… love the fact that u have the balls to do something different and don't just follow the croud.

  • simba

    wow…

  • KillerkItty

    I agree to what Tanessa said.
    I think it's very creative, bold and it shows, that it doesn't matter to you, what other people think.
    Also it's a nice way to show your critical side on society and to demonstrate, that the society always is far too superficial.
    All in all I think you're a nice guy and it's very cool ;)

  • tom

    what a cunt….

  • http://www.rapidcow.com/ TattooBoy

    I am getting ready to get my phoenix tattoo next week.

  • mike wazowski

    sorry if this offends u but aren't u gonna look a bonny sod when u get to about 60

  • thescribe

    i think its extremely creative, look at all the people who seem to hate you, i think its because you hit a nerve with this tat, you went against the grain and they hate you for it because they are jealous that they dont have the creativity to come up with something better. more power to you man

    • chris plakos

      dude ur a dumb@$$ he looks like a freak and i know i'm not jealous of him cause if i were, i'd be mentally unstable

  • Princess

    Sincerelly I woudn't done it if I were you, but I respect your decision we cannot juge any body with not knowing the person what if you are a super cool guy I but, you shouldn't thoud of the consecuences on the future, if your planing to have a family, cuz I nkow there's is gonna be a girl for you , the problem if you have kids there gonna be afraid of you.

  • eyeacidify

    ive seen some crazy shit, but that is incredibly unique. fuck all those faggots talkin shit, dumbshit people always act like that about what that they don't understand, or threatens them.

  • tracy

    what were you thinking better yet what werent you thinking ( everything )

  • jojo81

    Not only are you getting harassed here but I can guess the cops pre-judge also…..bold, yet I can't stop wondering what you looked like before,,,you have awesome eyes. Hope you have a support system!! Cheers

  • Kristan

    that's hot. i give major props. having the balls to do that & show that you don't give a shit what people think is awesome. lovin' it.

  • mike

    sweet

  • justagirl

    it sounds like no one looked at the others in the link. to me, this guy pictured here is not half bad compared to #20. except it's kind of lame to have a crooked nose-bone.

  • andrew

    thats crazy stupid wow is all i have to say

  • Sarah

    good on you for doing it but why would do that to your face thats going to be the last thing your girlfriend sees before she goes to sleep wouldnt that freak you out

  • Hvnlyhash32

    yeah it's cool but uhh….not someone you would take home to meet your parents!!! lol

  • RANDY2RUN

    THIS IS THE CREEPIEST TATTOO I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!! HOW DOES HE GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH THIS THING!?!?!?!?!?

  • Vrodriguez1922

    that crazy shit

  • Bree Dee

    not awesome in any way, this guy was probably attractive-and hell yeah i love tats and piercings, covered-but this would scare the shit out of me. also being a 21yr old mom, if it was a cool tattoo i would say so but my little boy would definitely scream because this guy looks creepier as shit, and ugly as hell. its pointless. all my tats mean something to me. really guy, you want to look like the grim reaper? i have the benefit that my job as a model pays me to look good, and to know what looks good. this looks HORRIBLE and he should have it completely removed and my friend can tattoo him to look human again, then he might score. but only necrophiliacs would like this. ewww.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/CBBJS7B45FZQEWGREZ3HDVPFJY kingof

    he's looking like shit =s Soo stupit guy :|

  • human: most dangerous animal.

    wow, i cannot believe how fucking ridiculous some people are.. how dare you say this is ugly, youre only speaking from your point of view and perception varies from person to person.. and for the lady who says that he must be fucking an ugly fat bitch.. we’ll you seem so damn sure that im convinced the bitch is you.. as for the mother of the boy who would be frightened.. maybe this would be a perfect example to teach him that people come in different packages and let it be a lesson that theres a difference between the inside and outside. and for the person saying this is stupid.. so are half the choices you probably make, not to mention yourself for being so closed minded and judgemental.. i dont know where you got the idea that your opinion is right.. or that this mans tattoo looks bad. and i disagree that he should have it removed.. he obviously thought long and hard about putting it up there, dumbass. how do you know his child would be ashamed? personally ive found that kids find tattoos “cool” just like you adults do.. i think id have a fucking blast if that was my pops intimidating all the other children.. you know what i think this tattoo says, other than hiding behind ink which many many people do.. i believe it tells a story about him not giving a flying fuck about what you all think. do you honestly believe he tattooed his face thinking everyone was going to like it? no, ’cause he didnt do it for us, he did it for himself, but some of you wouldnt get that because you spend more time keeping track and gossiping about other people than yourselves and you forget to work on your own development, which is why mentally you stay in the same shitty place as a closed minded fuck. and honestly, didnt anyone ever hear that if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say it at all..? this comment being an acception.. two wrongs dont make a right, but they sure as hell make it even. chris plakos, only emotionally unstable people would put down someone else.. and emotions and connected with mentality so i conclude that you are infact mentally unstable. COLLIN DAVISON youre tel;ling him to get a life but there you are sitting at your computer commenting on this guys tattoo as time passes you by. Bree Dee, you say you know whats artistic, but once again, i stress that thats only your perspective.. for example, when they train elephants to hold a paintbrush and paint at the zoo.. the keepers are so impressed by the colours they choose and how artistic the elephants are.. in my opinion, thats a fucking joke.. the animal has no clue what the fuck its doing, it just knows that thats what it has to do for a treat.. making it not artistic at all, but rather just entertainment for us. but im sure the keepers would beg to disagree. jdizzle, just remember, when youre spending your time writing youre comment.. the pussy you should be getting is getting away too.. perhaps into this dudes pants. Princess, youre comment was almost decent.. but then you slipped up about his kids being afraid of him.. what are you dumb? first off, babies are born with very little vision and actually rely on their other senses to bond with their parents which sometimes occurs even before birth through voice. generally, fear is something we are conditioned to, not something were born with. for example, a baby will sit there and play with a venomous snake, but the parent wont go near it.. now remember that the parent was once a baby too, with no fear towards the snake.. so where did this adult fear come from?
    justagirl, its not so much crooked as it is the angle the picture was taken.. likewise, its not so much a nose bone as it is a lack of bone.. hence the shading.. and considering the nose is made out of cartilage. Joel, shut your mouth. plain and simple.

  • human: most dangerous animal.

    wow, i cannot believe how fucking ridiculous some people are.. how dare you say this is ugly, youre only speaking from your point of view and perception varies from person to person.. and for the lady who says that he must be fucking an ugly fat bitch.. we'll you seem so damn sure that im convinced the bitch is you.. as for the mother of the boy who would be frightened.. maybe this would be a perfect example to teach him that people come in different packages and let it be a lesson that theres a difference between the inside and outside. and for the person saying this is stupid.. so are half the choices you probably make, not to mention yourself for being so closed minded and judgemental.. i dont know where you got the idea that your opinion is right.. or that this mans tattoo looks bad. and i disagree that he should have it removed.. he obviously thought long and hard about putting it up there, dumbass. how do you know his child would be ashamed? personally ive found that kids find tattoos “cool” just like you adults do.. i think id have a fucking blast if that was my pops intimidating all the other children.. you know what i think this tattoo says, other than hiding behind ink which many many people do.. i believe it tells a story about him not giving a flying fuck about what you all think. do you honestly believe he tattooed his face thinking everyone was going to like it? no, 'cause he didnt do it for us, he did it for himself, but some of you wouldnt get that because you spend more time keeping track and gossiping about other people than yourselves and you forget to work on your own development, which is why mentally you stay in the same shitty place as a closed minded fuck. and honestly, didnt anyone ever hear that if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say it at all..? this comment being an acception.. two wrongs dont make a right, but they sure as hell make it even. chris plakos, only emotionally unstable people would put down someone else.. and emotions and connected with mentality so i conclude that you are infact mentally unstable. COLLIN DAVISON youre tel;ling him to get a life but there you are sitting at your computer commenting on this guys tattoo as time passes you by. Bree Dee, you say you know whats artistic, but once again, i stress that thats only your perspective.. for example, when they train elephants to hold a paintbrush and paint at the zoo.. the keepers are so impressed by the colours they choose and how artistic the elephants are.. in my opinion, thats a fucking joke.. the animal has no clue what the fuck its doing, it just knows that thats what it has to do for a treat.. making it not artistic at all, but rather just entertainment for us. but im sure the keepers would beg to disagree. jdizzle, just remember, when youre spending your time writing youre comment.. the pussy you should be getting is getting away too.. perhaps into this dudes pants. Princess, youre comment was almost decent.. but then you slipped up about his kids being afraid of him.. what are you dumb? first off, babies are born with very little vision and actually rely on their other senses to bond with their parents which sometimes occurs even before birth through voice. generally, fear is something we are conditioned to, not something were born with. for example, a baby will sit there and play with a venomous snake, but the parent wont go near it.. now remember that the parent was once a baby too, with no fear towards the snake.. so where did this adult fear come from?
    justagirl, its not so much crooked as it is the angle the picture was taken.. likewise, its not so much a nose bone as it is a lack of bone.. hence the shading.. and considering the nose is made out of cartilage. Joel, shut your mouth. plain and simple.

  • Jeffraww

    When they asked him ” are you sure you want to do this? ” They should have asked ” are you sure you want to stay a virgin?”

  • Jeffraww

    When they asked him ” are you sure you want to do this? ” They should have asked ” are you sure you want to stay a virgin?”

  • Jeffraww

    No, he’s fucked.

  • jeffraw

    I bet his girlfriend has a penis tattoo’d on his face.. HIS face

  • Jeffraww

    Bree Dee more like AWESOME.

  • Nik

    I think this guy can get a great job in disneyland, next to Snowhite… Seriously speaking, anyone who wants to change his appearance in such a drastic way has a inferiority complex. Wearing this mask, putting silicon in lips etc it’s the same…To my opinion our body is not an object to such kind of art, a self-confident person does not need to change his appearance to tell everybody ” look at me, behold who I am and I like it, oh yes I like it please please belive me I do” , a self-confident person just does not care about this “packing and marking” and would neve even think about this stupid things . Poor guy shall he ever decide to change his style to become some one different that will not be possible for him anymore, never !!! due to this crazy mask on his face. Everyday he will look at the mirrow and see this “that’s me !”….

  • Nik

    I think this guy can get a great job in disneyland, next to Snowhite… Seriously speaking, anyone who wants to change his appearance in such a drastic way has a inferiority complex. Wearing this mask, putting silicon in lips etc it’s the same…To my opinion our body is not an object to such kind of art, a self-confident person does not need to change his appearance to tell everybody ” look at me, behold who I am and I like it, oh yes I like it please please belive me I do” , a self-confident person just does not care about this “packing and marking” and would neve even think about this stupid things . Poor guy shall he ever decide to change his style to become some one different that will not be possible for him anymore, never !!! due to this crazy mask on his face. Everyday he will look at the mirrow and see this “that’s me !”….

  • ouch

    i love that people are supporting this guy haha. whenever someone does something super retarded like this… everyone always says it is creative and artistic. get real people. this guy fucked up big time if this is a real tattoo! I’m sure this guy is no longer with us haha

  • ouch

    i love that people are supporting this guy haha. whenever someone does something super retarded like this… everyone always says it is creative and artistic. get real people. this guy fucked up big time if this is a real tattoo! I’m sure this guy is no longer with us haha

  • Michellethornbury

    Bree hmm how surpriseing you knew all kinds of drugs their sweety, oh I forgot your a model is that like a porn model or ??? stupid ass

  • Lpridgeon83

    Isnt there a psychological disorder where people tattoo and pierce their body in an extreme way? Oh yes,

    Body Dysmorphic Disorder.

  • Lpridgeon83

    Isnt there a psychological disorder where people tattoo and pierce their body in an extreme way? Oh yes,

    Body Dysmorphic Disorder.

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