If Zombies Attack, The University of Florida Has A Plan

zombies attackAssociated Press GAINESVILLE, Fla.:

No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.

The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.

The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by “flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals.” It notes that a zombie outbreak might include “documentation of lots of strange moaning.”

A University of Florida spokesman says the exercise was written by an employee at the school’s academic technology office to “add a little bit of levity” to disaster preparation discussions.

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  • Name

    Lol, you should be preparin' for the Domination as well, you miserable little humanz. Zombiez will be the least o' yer worriez when A Band of Orcs unleashes its metal fury on yer puny earth, hahahahahha.

  • fz

    zombies suck. wish they'd piss off and die. this daft meme just wouldn't find traction on me

    • http://twitter.com/Dumbsaint Dumbsaint

      At least we got the brilliant Shaun of the Dead out of it.

  • Anonymous

    At least we got the brilliant Shaun of the Dead out of it.

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