Never trust an alien. Whether they want to trick us into coming home with them so they can cook us for dinner, gloating that they’re about to colonize our planet right under our noses, or just shooting us with tiny guns, aliens are always jerks. Even when they’re just dressed as aliens and from our home planet. They are not to be trusted, and nine out of ten times are merely just messing with you. Meet an alien? Turn the other way, or you may wind up in their zoo.