Top 5 Halloween Movies

From Nick P at Black Sun Gazette

While you’re all going to be out drinking until you piss yourselves tomorrow I’m going to be working hard for the money picking up plastic glasses and trying to keep dumb fucks from driving home shitfaced. Still, when you find yourself in the witching hour on All Hallow’s Eve, lights off, candles lit, sweetheart dressed up like a sexy barista, you’re going to want some phantasmagoria to get her jumping into your arms every few seconds. Here are some recommendations for gore, schlock, schlocky gore, and gory schlock to waste your time and kill brain cells to on what is everyone’s favorite holiday.

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1 Comment on "Top 5 Halloween Movies"

  1. girlmachine | Oct 30, 2009 at 4:40 pm |

    Death Star pumpkin = greatest thing ever.

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