Now in Stores, Spray-On Jesus!

SprayOnJesusFrom Lizz Winstead posted on HuffPo:

Here what we know:

  • Jesus is in a can
  • Jesus is bleeding
  • There’s now 20% more Jesus.

Here’s what we don’t know:

  • How Jesus got in the can.
  • Whether or not Jesus appears when you spray this.
  • Who handles Jesus’s PR. This seems like a horrible misstep in what seemed to be an otherwise promising career.

Whatever this is, it’s hilarious. A google translation of “Aerosol de Poder Atraccion” yields “Attraction Power Spray.” So there’s a chance that Jesus is changing the body-spray game. Hey Axe! Jesus is here, and the ladies can’t resist a man walking on water and smelling good. Check and mate.

4 Comments on "Now in Stores, Spray-On Jesus!"

  1. ok actually the label reads

    'contiene aceite legitimo, incienso y mirra tres reyes'

    this would be 'contains legitimate oil, incense and three kings myrrh'

    i wonder whats 'legitimate oil' hehehe

    it doesnt actually really say that has jesus in the can, but anyways this product is quite insane 🙂

    very common in mexico and latin america in general, ive see also jesus oils and balms many times

  2. its sold in México and Latin america in the same way as best TV shows do or any other piece of crAP that you`re countries drop down here. with the only difference that jesus spray is better and more original than any of those crap. its a collectors piece. i´ll go get a box DOWNTOWN of that hippie´s power spray.

  3. its sold in México and Latin america in the same way as best TV shows do or any other piece of crAP that you`re countries drop down here. with the only difference that jesus spray is better and more original than any of those crap. its a collectors piece. i´ll go get a box DOWNTOWN of that hippie´s power spray.

  4. Nice blog.Actually I recently have a new brand but since next time I” try it.
    Thanks for this information.

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