Obama’s Victory Decimated Republican Male Testosterone Levels

How much are politics tied to one’s personal sense of manliness? For liberals, not so much. For conservatives, very much so, especially in the case of one Barack Obama, who acts as an agent of chemical castration.

Wired Science has the results of a study in which the 2008 election-night testosterone levels of male Obama- and McCain-supporters were measured.

The group-wide testosterone levels of Democratic men were not affected by Obama’s victory, remaining stable throughout the night. However, for Republican males, election night 2008 was a hormonal roller coaster, and Obama’s success resulted in a plummeting of conservative male testosterone. What a bunch of weirdos.

7 Comments on "Obama’s Victory Decimated Republican Male Testosterone Levels"

  1. girlmachine | Nov 9, 2009 at 2:36 pm |

    That is one hell of a tshirt.

  2. So, does this suggest that there will be fewer baby Republicans (or rabid liberal who are reacting against their upbringing) in about eighteen years?

    • if there is still a republican or democratic party is 18 years I will be sorely disappointed

      • Oh, me too. Do we have to break out the Whigs and Federalists, or will parties like the Green Party and Workers' Reform begin to be taken seriously?

  3. reverend child lover | Nov 11, 2009 at 4:03 am |

    i ran into one of these guys trying to set up a tea party recently…ok i eaves dropped.

    calls it a silent but deadly freedom force.

    he was overweight, very religious…former military and a retired teacher. his conversations sounded grandiose and there was a slight attempt at being covert….

    ….thwarted.

  4. reverend child lover | Nov 11, 2009 at 12:03 am |

    i ran into one of these guys trying to set up a tea party recently…ok i eaves dropped.

    calls it a silent but deadly freedom force.

    he was overweight, very religious…former military and a retired teacher. his conversations sounded grandiose and there was a slight attempt at being covert….

    ….thwarted.

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