Transcript of the Forthcoming Sean Hannity/Sarah Palin interview

On the firstchurchofmutterhals blog:

Don’t say I never gave you nothing. Guess who got her hot little hands on the Sean Hannity/Sarah Palin interview that hasn’t even happened yet? Don’t tell anyone, but back in the 80s I gave a lap dance to Stephen Hawking and as a reward for my sultry moves he offered me use of his time machine. Behold!

***
Sean Hannity: First of all I’d like to say that you are the second coming of Christ.

Sarah Palin: Oh gee thanks, it’s citizens like you that make me proud of this our land of freedom and bravery in the country we call the American States.

SH: If the Virgin Mary walked into this room and shat in the corner, it would not rival the profundity and pureness of your being. I would allow myself to be buried alive with your corpse, if my producer deemed it necessary…

, , ,

  • Deo

    BRILLIANT!

    ….may I just add…

    Sarah Palin/Fabio 2012!!!

  • http://www.xenex.org/ xen

    Palin isn't running for president in 2012 because it would be a clear violation of Church and State, given that she is the one true goddess.

    There is a goddess of stupidity, right?

  • judy_hollister

    Who cares…..infotainment…….just another distraction.

  • Marilyn

    Sean;
    Please, please go after Joy Behar, shes unmerciful in her attacks on Sarah Palin. She just doesn't quit.
    I just love Sarah, and wish her all the best of luck in the future.
    GO SARAH GO!!!

  • http://www.feloniousmonk.net Yojinbo

    Sarah Palin: An Ameri-CAN, not an Ameri-CAN’T.
    (For all the Sarah Palin supporters reading this, let me point out, this is what’s called satire. Say it with me: “SAT-ire”. It’s when you say one thing but mean something totally different. Like when Sarah Palin says she has an understanding of foreign affairs but she really means she’s a complete and utter nincompoop. The only difference is, satire is intentional.)

  • http://www.feloniousmonk.net Yojinbo

    Sarah Palin: An Ameri-CAN, not an Ameri-CAN'T.
    (For all the Sarah Palin supporters reading this, let me point out, this is what's called satire. Say it with me: “SAT-ire”. It's when you say one thing but mean something totally different. Like when Sarah Palin says she has an understanding of foreign affairs but she really means she's a complete and utter nincompoop. The only difference is, satire is intentional.)

21