Icelandic Elf Sex (Video)

From The Vice Guide to Sex:

Iceland is a country where the majority of people believe so firmly in elves extreme measures are taken to avoid upsetting them. Sometimes that means changing a road’s path to avoid elven territory, for Hallgerdur Hallgrímsdóttir, it means boning them. Hallgerdur claims many Icelanders have been doing elves in secret for centuries. There’s even a myth covering the inter-hominid couplings. Hallgerdur receives a lot of flack from her countrymen for spilling the beans on elf sex, so we hope you appreciate her act of smutty treason. Although Hallgerdur has a boyfriend now, she recently claimed that “sex with humans is boring”.

In her blog she goes into great detail about her experience sexing it up with elves. Here’s an excerpt: “Elf sex is possibly the safest sex on earth. They don’t carry sexually transmitted diseases and you cant get pregnant or make an Elverine pregnant unless you both want to, which is not unheard of. And YES there are female elves, elverines. And they’re HOT HOT HOT, even to girls. That reminds me: All elves are bisexual, but guys and girls not ready for some same sex action don’t worry, no elf will do anything you don’t want to. They can sense your longings and not-longings.”


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14 Comments on "Icelandic Elf Sex (Video)"

  1. Her issues are fascinating. Clearly she has had some bad “human” relationships and it projecting wildly.

    That or there are roving bands of Icelandic rapists covered in body glitter, pretending to be elves.

  2. girlmachine | Dec 24, 2009 at 4:25 pm |

    Promised myself I was going to stay off Disinfo today and all the other sites I'm addicted to, but just could not resist that headline. Well worth the five minutes to learn that elves do not like 'golden showers.' No wonder I've never had any luck with them.

  3. Guy From Pakistan | Dec 24, 2009 at 6:29 pm |

    We have people in Pakistan who claim to have encounters with Djinns (pronounced jinns, which are spirits from beyond the human realm) and we dismiss them as uneducated superstitious folk.

    Now Iceland has one of the highest HDI's in the world. How can these supposedly educated people believe in this bullshit?

    Secondly, that girl is HAWT.

    Third, she looks like an elf. Do you think if she had a thin male relative, hed look elvine too?

    Conclusion; there are thin lonely, horny platinum blonde Icelanders roaming their country side. When they see someone else they sneak up to them and engage in hawt hawt sex that their socialised education system's Scandinavian sex ed has taught them.

    These Icelanders should not be roaming the fjords all by their horny lonesome.

    • It's easy to claim superstition, if you've never met spirits.

      Scandinavian sex ed consists of one 40 minute lesson at age 13-14. That's when Pakistani kids get their sex ed by being married. Who learns more, you think?

    • Yes Im sure we could give them both more things to do. She(and her male counterpart)would never be lonesome again!!!

  4. GoodDoktorBad | Dec 25, 2009 at 12:05 am |

    Santa send me an Elverine. Hot hot hot…

  5. What's fascinating is she isn't overweight, doesn't appear to live with 9 cats, her teeth are good and she doesn't wear glasses. She's good looking, speaks well and doesn't has glassy eyes.

    Hmm, maybe she's serious.

  6. santosfabian | Dec 27, 2009 at 2:47 am |

    elves? are you kidding? that blonde should come down to south florida. i think that cold weather is getting to her

  7. Scandinavians have been carried off by elves (or troll or huldra or rået or other huldufolk) for centuries – read the sagas and the folk tales. Elves are the sexiest there are!

    The word “elverine” is invented – I have no idea why she seem to think people don't know that there are female huldufolk, and that we need a special word for the females. Look up “huldra” on an image search – that's the female elf, and the she's been with every huntsman and forester in existence north of Skagerak (just ask them!). She's been with bishops, too, if we're to believe the tales.

    Oh, and Hallgerdur better watch out – people *have* been made pregnant by elves. The most known story is passed down to us through the songs about “Liti Kjersti”.

  8. That Sounds interesting. Please keep at your good work, I would come back often.

  9. i too had something of a similar nature !!!

  10. i too had something of a similar nature !!!

  11. She is really hot but… she watch too much LOTR & avatar movies ;*

  12. Hrm, below engaging in elflings I’ll need to clear that with my wife. Inter dimensional astral knocking of steel toed boots is one thing. Elfen orgies is quiet another. 😉

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