Jesus Shooting Santa

A man in Santa Maria, California has stoked outrage locally with his lawn display of Jesus shooting Santa Claus with a double-barreled shotgun, to protest the lack of attention paid to Christ at Christmastime. Residents are concerned by the scene’s close proximity to a school bus stop. I think it’s healthy for kids to see Jesus “taking out the trash.”

7 Comments on "Jesus Shooting Santa"

  1. ZombieSlapper | Dec 22, 2009 at 2:37 pm |

    Dumb fucking rednecks. Santa has more to do with this season than the mythical Jesus. And I'm pretty sure had Jesus existed, he wouldn't be shooting people. Fuck, I hate conservatives.

    • Jesus was just the Waco/Davidian nut of his day, followed by a bunch of rewrites and additions to make him sound like a saintly pagan god (although they kept alot of the nutty stories too if you actually read how he was yelling angrily at trees and running animals off cliffs believing they were demons).

      So if he did exist he wouldn't be shooting people, he'd be running them through with his sword. This guy's depiction is entirely realistic.

      Don't hate conservatives, hate politics. Liberal/Conservative are just BS dividing lines that are so broad they might as well be the same thing.

  2. Come in peace, go in pieces!

  3. it is a fairly accurate depiction of the spread of christianity

  4. That's more like it

  5. Anonymous | Dec 28, 2009 at 10:23 pm |

    New tagline for a movie adaptation: “Don’t Fuck with the Christ”

  6. hellion67 | Dec 28, 2009 at 6:23 pm |

    New tagline for a movie adaptation: “Don't Fuck with the Christ”

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