Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex

You can bet that certain politicians will be taking climate change a lot more seriously following this announcement, via Spiegel Online:

Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.

Copenhagen’s city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to ‘Be sustainable – don’t buy sex’.

“Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes,” the approach to hotels says.

Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site avisen.dk. …

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7 Comments on "Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex"

  1. Well done, politicians. You've gotten the prostitutes right where you want them.

    The weather isn't the only thing that is about to get intolerably hot.

  2. tonyviner | Dec 4, 2009 at 10:08 pm |

    I wanna have sex with a prostitute for free.

  3. emperorreagan | Dec 5, 2009 at 12:30 am |

    God fucking dammit.

    I went into the wrong line of work. No one ever offers free prostitutes at a science or engineering conference.

  4. hey i wanna have sex for free????

  5.  don’t pay for sex
    you pay them to leave.

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