Science author Hank Hyena predicts sex robots in the future will provide orgasms “Three times a week or whatever our physician/longevity coach recommends. Because orgasms — particularly the hormone-exploding O’s we’ll enjoy with carnal cyborgs — are excellent for our mental and physical health.” (One researcher reports we can live 4-8 years longer if we have at least 350 orgasms per year.)
But there’s other benefits besides health benefits… “Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had…? Sexbots will electrocute our flesh with climaxes twice as gigantic because they’ll be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they’ll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices…”
So when will they finally get here? Henrik Christensen, founder of the European Robotics Research Network, predicts fully-functioning sex robots by 2011 (and this article suggests features that may be programmed into the robots). And Dr. David Levy, author of the recent book, Love and Sex with Robots, believes by 2050 these robots will be nearly indistinguishable from humans!
This article considers their political ramifications. “I don’t want them to inherit property, have bank accounts, or form parental bonds with our children.” And it provides the ultimate solution. “Program Sexbots to thwart non-sexual human affection by installing them with these verbal rejections…!”
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