America’s Pact With Satan

Given the polarized nature of our current political climate, it never ceases to amaze me that the people who claim to be guided by the most spiritual of intentions end up acting like villians. Are the fundies the real Satanic conspiracy? I’ve often wondered, much like this writer for the Huffington Post:

It’s clear that America’s Founding Fathers must have made a pact with the Devil. How else to explain the curse America is so obviously under today? I want to go even farther than Pat Robertson and tell it like it really is!

(Disclosure: back in the 1970s and 80s before I quit the evangelical right, I was on the 700 Club with Pat 6 times, given my late father Francis Schaeffer was a founder of the religious right).

What else besides a punishment for a satanic pact could explain the following?…

  • Sarah Palin, who got a heartbeat from the presidency and who believes that health care reform means there will be death panels and that she needed to have witches cast out in a Pentecostal ceremony before she’d run for governor
  • A whole subculture of American rooting for the “End Times” and Armageddon
  • Pat Robertson who explained 9/11 and now the tragedy of the earthquake in Haiti, as results of God’s wrath and/or satanic dealing.

[Read more at the Huffington Post]

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  • rfw888

    Having read the entire bibble several times, and judging by the words and actions of the supposed almighty Gawd, I have to say I begin to agree that we have made a pact with the devil. This devil's name is yahweh, and seems to be the most evil being ever invented by man. His followers are some of the most annoying, ignorant creatures, his sadistic enslavement destroys all human dignity, and if I do wind up in a hell, I'm sure it will be packed to the rafters with Christians. From the very beginning, he has lied to us, and no-one seems willing to admit it. I have to stop, just thinking about this disgusts me, and I'd like to keep my breakfast.

  • Word Eater

    I am a Christian and I whole-heartedly agree with Frank Schaeffer.

  • http://www.myspace.com/santosramos fabian_ramos

    well the the founding fathers were free masons. there are occult symbology everywhere you look ( in corporation logos, our landscapes, etc.), so i have no doubt there could be a “satanic pact” in America. if these natural disasters happen soon and shit really did hit the fan, we've all been warned and we deserve what might come to us… unfortunately

    • http://twitter.com/Baph777 baph777

      idiot. The only real devil is Yahweh. Read the Gnostic Gospels. Or as Anton Lavey said, “The only people that really believe in an athropomorphic Satan are the Christians.”

      • http://www.facebook.com/winterisoverrated Fabian_Ramos

        Taking advice from the book of lies are we?
        theft, deceit, rape, murder… your right. satan does not exist. nor evil. only shades of grey.
        Must be nice to live in your world

        • http://twitter.com/Baph777 baph777

          The real Book of Lies is The Holy Asswipe you seem to subscribe to. Yeah, it’d be a nice place if it wasn’t for the backwards ass Fundies. Keeping my fingers crossed that when Hey-Zeus fails to show up yet again on May 21st as he always will that a lot of you folks will decide to do the honorable Heaven’s Gate thing and Rapture yourselves on out of here so we can have a more sensible and more rational nation.

          • http://www.facebook.com/winterisoverrated Fabian_Ramos

            Haha. bro who you talkin’ to? You be rational.

            May 21? Does’nt follow (Mark 13:32 “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”)
            http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+13&version=KJV

            So what explains all the ancient Egyptian symbolism in America? Open your mind man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id0CWnW24BI&feature=related

          • http://twitter.com/Baph777 baph777

            Freemasons as the forefathers were are much better citizens of the world than those that are Evangelical or Fundamentalist Christians. The Deist forefathers wanted a country that would generate the most amount of freedom for all citizens on the other hand as demonstrated by their actions at Salem, Massachusetts and on up to the present day when they use their political power to deny others their freedoms the Fundamentalists demonstrate that they are the true enemies of Freedom in our nation. And, they are pushing for a new Theocratic US which concerns me far more than any Freemasonry influenced “NWO” ever could.

          • http://www.facebook.com/winterisoverrated Fabian_Ramos

            Haha. bro who you talkin’ to? You be rational.

            May 21? Does’nt follow (Mark 13:32 “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”)
            http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+13&version=KJV

            So what explains all the ancient Egyptian symbolism in America? Open your mind man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id0CWnW24BI&feature=related

  • http://twitter.com/Baph777 baph777

    idiot. The only real devil is Yahweh. Read the Gnostic Gospels. Or as Anton Lavey said, “The only people that really believe in an athropomorphic Satan are the Christians.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/winterisoverrated Fabian_Ramos

    Taking advice from the book of lies are we?
    theft, deceit, rape, murder… your right. satan does not exist. nor evil. only shedes of grey.
    Must be nice to live in your world

  • http://twitter.com/Baph777 baph777

    The real Book of Lies is The Holy Asswipe you seem to subscribe to. Yeah, it’d be a nice place if it wasn’t for the backwards ass Fundies. Keeping my fingers crossed that when Hey-Zeus fails to show up yet again on May 21st as he always will that a lot of you folks will decide to do the honorable Heaven’s Gate thing and Rapture yourselves on out of here so we can have a more sensible and more rational nation.

  • http://www.facebook.com/winterisoverrated Fabian_Ramos

    Haha. bro who you talkin’ to? You be rational.

    May 21? Does’nt follow (Mark 13:32 “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+13&version=KJV

    So what explains all the ancient Egyptian symbolism in America? Open your mind man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id0CWnW24BI&feature=related

  • http://www.facebook.com/winterisoverrated Fabian_Ramos

    Haha. bro who you talkin’ to? You be rational.

    May 21? Does’nt follow (Mark 13:32 “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+13&version=KJV

    So what explains all the ancient Egyptian symbolism in America? Open your mind man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id0CWnW24BI&feature=related

  • http://www.facebook.com/winterisoverrated Fabian_Ramos

    Haha. bro who you talkin’ to? You be rational.

    May 21? Does’nt follow (Mark 13:32 “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+13&version=KJV

    So what explains all the ancient Egyptian symbolism in America? Open your mind man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id0CWnW24BI&feature=related

  • http://twitter.com/Baph777 baph777

    Freemasons as the forefathers were are much better citizens of the world than those that are Evangelical or Fundamentalist Christians. The Deist forefathers wanted a country that would generate the most amount of freedom for all citizens on the other hand as demonstrated by their actions at Salem, Massachusetts and on up to the present day when they use their political power to deny others their freedoms the Fundamentalists demonstrate that they are the true enemies of Freedom in our nation. And, they are pushing for a new Theocratic US which concerns me far more than any Freemasonry influenced “NWO” ever could.

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