Ever Considered An Eyeball Tattoo?…Me Neither

Source sittingnow.co.uk

"Urgh, last night was messy, I drank loads of wine, did a mountain of coke, and tattooed my eyeball."

"Urgh, last night was messy, I drank loads of wine, did a mountain of coke, and tattooed my eyeball."

Ok, so I can get my head around people inking their body, it’s a control thing, you are showing the world that you truly own your body. Although I am tattless, I can appreciate this concept.

What I can’t quite wrap my head around, however, is the need to tattoo your freaking EYEBALL!…yeah…I said EYEBALL!!

Why would you want to spend the rest of your time on earth looking like you had a really heavy night? Also, I don’t think these perps realise that if they rob a bank, mug someone, or basically commit any crime; identifying them will be reeeeallly easy. Dumbasses

Ken Eakins

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  • fang

    Worst excuse for an ‘article’ (I use the term very loosely here) ever. A link would be nice, some form of factual back-up would be a plus maybe. Just sayin’.

    Yes, I’ve seen the videos before, I know eyeball tattooing is real yadda yadda, but why did you even bother publishing this sorry excuse for an article?

    Utterly pointless.

  • fang

    Worst excuse for an ‘article’ (I use the term very loosely here) ever. A link would be nice, some form of factual back-up would be a plus maybe. Just sayin’.

    Yes, I’ve seen the videos before, I know eyeball tattooing is real yadda yadda, but why did you even bother publishing this sorry excuse for an article?

    Utterly pointless.