Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

Gay Teen Worried He Might Be ChristianVia the Onion:

LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He’s a member of his school’s swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian.

“I don’t know what’s happening to me,” Faber admitted to reporters Monday. “It’s like I get these weird urges sometimes, and suddenly I’m tempted to go behind my friends’ backs and attend a megachurch service, or censor books in the school library in some way. Even just the thought of organizing a CD-burning turns me on.”

Added Faber, “I feel so confused.”

The openly gay teen, who came out to his parents at age 14 and has had a steady boyfriend for the past seven months, said he first began to suspect he might be different last year, when he started feeling an odd stirring within himself every time he passed a church. The more conservative the church, Faber claimed, the stronger his desire was to enter it.

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  • tonyviner

    I am surprised that he has not killed himself or been beaten to death by his peers.

  • Guest

    This is pretty awesome.

  • vicwiz

    This is pretty awesome.

  • Reader

    what an outrage.
    Oh for those moral days when GAY teens killed themselves or were beaten up by their peers…….. :P

  • Reader

    what an outrage.
    Oh for those moral days when GAY teens killed themselves or were beaten up by their peers…….. :P

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