Grad Student Uses Alien-Seeking Math to Explain Why He Can’t Find A Girlfriend

Frank Carnevale writes on news.au.com:

A student used the Drake Equation, used to calculate chances of alien life, to prove why he was single. Peter Backus, a native of Seattle and PhD candidate in the Department of Economics at the University of Warwick, near London, took on his own dating woes in “Why I don’t have a girlfriend: An application of the Drake Equation to love in the UK.”

In describing the paper online, he wrote “the results are not encouraging”, MyFox reports. “The probability of finding love in the UK is only about 100 times better than the probability of finding intelligent life in our galaxy.”

Mr Backus, 30, found that of the 30 million women in the UK, only 26 would be suitable girlfriends for him, according to Click Liverpool.

His equation looked at the total number of women in the country, then narrowed it down using relevant factors including the number of women in London; the number of “age-appropriate” women (those aged between 24–34); women with a college degree; and those who Mr Backus would find physically attractive.

In the paper Mr Backus summarized that on a given night out in London there is a 0.0000034 per cent chance of meeting a woman that meets his criteria and who is also interested in him. That makes his odds of finding a girlfriend only about 100 times better than finding an alien.

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  • CaseyLee

    Mr. Peter Backus, your alien is right here! Sorry I don’t have a degree, though. I didn’t think a piece of paper determined intelligence….

    Never mind, you sound like a douche-bag, anyways….

  • CaseyLee

    Mr. Peter Backus, your alien is right here! Sorry I don’t have a degree, though. I didn’t think a piece of paper determined intelligence….

    Never mind, you sound like a douche-bag, anyways….

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