Man Arrested for Peeing on Steaks at Ohio Wal-Mart

Anyone think Wal-Mart’s going to resell the steaks? ALWAYS LOW PRICES! : )
Pete Kotz writes on True Crime Report:

Wal-Mart Always Low PricesWhen heading off to jail, it’s best to commit a crime that will provide you with a manly story to tell your fellow inmates, something a little more desperado-like than, say, knee-capping a rival figure skater. Working as a hired gun for the Mafia always sounds good…

Armored car heists always have a nice ring to them. And even if you’re not quite up to something this ambitious, you can still trot out the old resisting arrest.

Unfortunately, Robert T. Jenkins now sits in jail with probably the worst criminal tale ever. He was arrested at a Wal-Mart in Canton, Ohio for peeing on steaks. Yes, you heard that right.

Cops were called to the store after Jenkins simply walked up to the meat counter, pulled out his manly apparatus — which we hope isn’t capable of reproduction — and begin peeing on the steak selection.

No one seems to know why he did it, unless he was practicing a bold new form of marinating.

Read More: True Crime Report

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  • um

    I can think of a lot of reasons someone might need to let that out.

  • Vnz

    Just reading the words actually made me laugh out loud.
    What would any of us do if we were actually standing there seeing that?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=819610555 facebook-819610555

    alrighty, then. go canton! lol

  • danny2

    Haha steaks at walmart? like to eat? that is so nasty I cant even begin to comprehend. the guy was probably a quality meats butcher and thought he was looking at a bathroom when seeing the ‘selection’ of toilet steaks walmart had to offer. what a joke, he shouldn’t be arrested, they need to just go ahead and sell those steaks as is with one of their price cuts, that’s how they do everything else.

  • danny2

    Haha steaks at walmart? like to eat? that is so nasty I cant even begin to comprehend. the guy was probably a quality meats butcher and thought he was looking at a bathroom when seeing the 'selection' of toilet steaks walmart had to offer. what a joke, he shouldn't be arrested, they need to just go ahead and sell those steaks as is with one of their price cuts, that's how they do everything else.

  • Bob

    Marinating or murinating?

  • Bob

    Marinating or murinating?

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