Putting Lipstick on a Pig

Nick P at Black Sun Gazette:

As if having to deal with a pig ignorant woman for several months oozing her stupendous American exceptionalist stupidities on the world wasn’t enough, the American media market now has to deal with Sarah Palin indefinitely.

This past week Fox News rolled out Sarah Palin with all the pomp and circumstance of a visiting foreign dignitary. It wasn’t enough to have her on one top rated Fox News show. Sarah had to make the rounds to all of them. Being the brave soul that I am, I viewed all three.

Since I escaped without my brain melting and oozing out my ears — no word on whether I have a tumor yet or not — I will now report back to you some crucial insights from what I heard.

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2 Comments on "Putting Lipstick on a Pig"

  1. tonyviner | Jan 16, 2010 at 2:30 pm |

    I wonder, if we stop talking about her, do you think she will go away? Same goes for her little fat-faced secret admirer on a certain unbiased network.

  2. santosfabian | Jan 17, 2010 at 5:32 pm |

    she can be as dumb as she wants. leave her be. she's a beauty

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