Rush Limbaugh: I Don’t Even Want To Be Alive Anymore

Via The Onion:

I know there are a lot of people out there who are upset about some of the things I’ve been saying on my radio program lately. My comments about the situation in Haiti have hurt and angered many Americans who genuinely care about the plight of the Haitian people, and that hurt and anger will likely never go away. Many of you are probably wondering, “What would compel a human being to say things like that?” Well, here’s your answer: I am a very bad person. And, to tell you the truth, I don’t really want to be alive anymore.

Try to look at it from my point of view. I have no reason to live. In my 59 years, I’ve made millions of dollars, built a veritable media empire, and accomplished virtually everything that a man of my limited imagination and worldview could possibly accomplish. And yet, at this point, in no way could you refer to what I’m doing as “living,” exactly. I just sort of exist. I derive no real pleasure from life. Oh, sure, I talk a big game about what a golf nut I am and how much I enjoy the taste of a fine cigar, but it’s all horseshit. Complete and utter horseshit.

I don’t enjoy that stuff. I don’t enjoy anything. I don’t even want to be here. The sadness and regret I feel every waking hour of my life is absolutely unbearable. I am a miserable pig and I do not want to exist.

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  • rosa5100

    i am agree with you

  • nick__nick

    hahahahhahaha

  • radiac

    dammit, i thought this was for real

    • chonus

      hahaha. so did I.

  • Bob

    This would be even sadder if people said this about you…

  • honu

    A douche bag like Limbaugh is way too dense ro realize that saying this would make the world a better place

  • Honu2

    If he only said it. Well most people only want people to say what they want to hear. So you're like most people honu. Unfortunately if you follow politics at all, you'd realize that saying something is completely different than doing something. In most cases doing anything because 'something' needs to be done in order to 'move forward' is what is used as justification for a lot of oppressive legislation. If you're somebody who really takes an objective view of politics, you'll soon find out that the democrat/republican thing is a scam. It's a lie.

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