Dick Cheney Suffers His Fifth Heart Attack, Is Fine

dick-cheney-angryAmazing: after suffering his fifth heart attack, our former vice president is feeling good and expected to be discharged from the hospital in a day or two. Cheney is definitely going to be around forever; come 2100 his head will be floating in a tank of formaldehyde, barking out orders. From CNN:

Monday’s heart attack was Cheney’s fifth. The first occurred in 1978, when he was 37. He suffered his second in 1984 and his third in 1988 before undergoing quadruple bypass surgery to unblock his arteries. His fourth heart attack occurred in November 2000, after he became vice president. At that time, doctors inserted a stent to open an artery.

Doctors in 2001 implanted a device to track and control his heart rhythm. In 2008, he underwent a procedure to restore his heart to a normal rhythm.

13 Comments on "Dick Cheney Suffers His Fifth Heart Attack, Is Fine"

  1. Be afraid, this just made him stronger

  2. Plus, science and government supported health care has now saved him at least 5 times. I thought people like Cheney were manifestly opposed to such things. Maybe NeoCons only like that sort of thing when it benefits them. I guess such things are too good for us plebs.

  3. There is no God.

  4. This just proves my theory! He is a cat person. Come on guys, only 4 more times left until he's dead!

  5. Fuck him, he'll die soon enough. Its his Demon Seed Liz and his fucked up ideology that will live on and threaten the rest of humanity for generations to come.

  6. Polymorpheous | Feb 24, 2010 at 10:54 pm |

    i love all the angry pictures of the dick.

  7. This Dick needs to just go ahead and drop. That would be wonderful huh? Actually, I think it would make my day!

  8. tonyviner | Feb 26, 2010 at 12:51 am |

    I don't want this guy to be alive anymore.

  9. Anonymous | Feb 26, 2010 at 12:34 pm |

    God is a prankster!! Cheney and his P-Naczis have got to die one day! when? WHEN!!??

  10. God is a prankster!! Cheney and his P-Naczis have got to die one day! when? WHEN!!??

  11. Now there’s a who fucking cares news item. Call me when he’s dead.

  12. Now there’s a who fucking cares news item. Call me when he’s dead.

  13. Now there’s a who fucking cares news item. Call me when he’s dead.

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