Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Natural HarvestFotie Photenhauer, author of Natural Harvest, describes this book as:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

This book hopes to change that.

Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients — you will love this cook book!

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  • tonyviner

    This is what I have been telling my girlfriend for years. Unfortunately, I have been sneaking more and more of it into her food over the last year or so. Now when I buy her this book I will have to come up with a pretty good reason why the food does not taste any different than it has been lately. This should make a good gift for Easter, which happens to be right around the corner. Nothing says “rebirth” like a book full of semen recipes.

    • GoodDoktorBad

      I would imagine it mixes particularly well with eggs……hehe!

    • THiiiRD

      You are beyond fucked up man…stop sneaking your cum into your gf’s food and go into rehab or something, it’s what you need.

  • tony

    I hope they were trying to be funny… though they certainly weren't – if not, they are sick effers

    • haha

      smart people do not make judgements like ” they are sick effers”

      • darcy

        and smart people wouldn't think this is a good idea and wouldnt make fun of how people talk online :)

        • Jack Simmons

          I wonder if it would be considered appropriate for child consumption. I'd certainly lose my temper if my daughter accidentally scoffed down some dudes' gravy

  • rfw888

    This is nothing new, I used to work in an Applebees, and the cooks there put semen in all the food.

    • kate342

      Omg thats nasty I dont care what you say. I will never eat at applebees again. Eating some unknown person or eating animal semen is crazy.

      • hate342

        Maybe you are just too narrow minded

    • 5by5

      And that would be why I don't go out to eat in America.

  • GoodDoktorBad

    I saw a limb and I had to crawl out on it….
    While I have no desire to gobble sperm, I have tasted my own and it was no big deal. It had almost no flavor, but slightly salty. Since it was mine, I don't feel any more gay for the experience, nor did I get sick or nauseated. Although the thought of some portly cook at Denny's tossing off in the clam chowder is a pretty foul scene. It's why I don't eat out (in restaraunts) anymore…

  • darcy

    omg that's so fucking disgusting
    isnt it be littling girls and women who give blow jobs already?
    now guys want to drink/eat their own semen too?
    thats so fucked up :(

  • mutterhals

    It's not as bad as some make it out to be, still I don't want it in my fucking food. That goes double for any placenta based dishes.

  • Polymorpheous

    ah yes.

    but would it be consider vegan?

  • Hollieszx

    Semen?

  • Hollieszx

    Semen?

  • Cumnuts

    So you want to know what semen does to your health? It's been 23 years of my adult life since I've done my share of swallowing. I've been a cancer patient for 5 years and I don't know if it is good for you but as far as I'm concerned. This is the ultimate CUM! I will swallow it anyday if it keeps me alive and well. My husband has been feeding me on a regular basis. I definately will consider using it in my recipes. I love to cook so why not! I'll add it to my smoothies and fraps. I will drink it up as long as he can cum and cum! Why did it take you so long to write this damn book anyway?

  • Jack Simmons

    I wonder if it would be considered appropriate for child consumption. I’d certainly lose my temper if my daughter accidentally scoffed down some dudes’ gravy

  • SMonark

    new commercial script for Betty cockers semen cake: husband-‘now i wont have to hide in the den and suck the crust off my whitey tighties in private” Wife-“honey…Kids! the upside semen cake is done!”

  • SMonark

    new commercial script for Betty cockers semen cake: husband-‘now i wont have to hide in the den and suck the crust off my whitey tighties in private” Wife-“honey…Kids! the upside semen cake is done!”

  • THiiiRD

    You are beyond fucked up man…stop sneaking your cum into your gf’s food and go into rehab or something, it’s what you need.

  • THiiiRD

    Maybe you’re fucking insane. What he said was disgusting, it has nothing to do with being narrow minded. Asshole.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U3WZTH33FZ2M4JBF5TBHQ72RDM Jason

    I eat stallion semen. I go under the horse, he drops his penis, and I suck it till he comes. Yum yum!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U3WZTH33FZ2M4JBF5TBHQ72RDM Jason

    I eat stallion semen. I go under the horse, he drops his penis, and I suck it till he comes. Yum yum!!

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