Worst. Names. Ever.

What were their parents thinking?!? From the BBC:

What do you call some of the most unlucky people in Britain? Justin Case, Barb Dwyer and Stan Still.

It sounds like a bad joke, but a study has revealed that there really are unfortunate people with those names in the UK.

Joining them on the list are Terry Bull, Paige Turner, Mary Christmas and Anna Sasin. And just imagine having to introduce yourself to a crowd as Doug Hole or Hazel Nutt.

The names were uncovered by researchers from parenting group TheBabyWebsite.com after trawling through online telephone records. Retired airman Stan Still, 76, from Cirencester, Gloucestershire, said his name had been “a blooming millstone around my neck my entire life”…

[continues at the BBC]


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  • Smokey

    at least it's not Mike Hunt.

    • Jacob Alton

      Or Mike Huntsucker (Kansas City, MO) Not even kidding.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/PDDVWRQVUPMKRGHURIEQVNYWHQ Sean

    I always liked Willow Bay

  • http://www.myspace.com/santosramos fabian_ramos

    Mike Rotch. dont forget about him

  • tonyviner

    Or Rod Knee.

  • AD

    I played hockey with a Mike Hunt back in my teen years

  • Perzephone666

    I worked with a Harry Bush for awhile. Poor kid. Parents should quit trying to be cute – a name that sounds funny when the kid's a kid isn't gonna be so great at 35. People should also try out all the possible rhyming insults that can be tossed at a child – I've grown to loathe my name because it could be rhymed with 'smelly' and 'belly'. I used to tell people my name was Daisy.

  • armo

    Richard Peniston

  • armo

    Richard Peniston