Florida Vampire Running For President

“He does have republican values…” Well, of course he does.

11 Comments on "Florida Vampire Running For President"

  1. tonyviner | Mar 16, 2010 at 4:15 pm |

    At least he's not gay.

    • Oh, I think the voters would rather vote in a pedophile bloodsucker than one of them queers. At least they are comfortable with child molesters and vampires.

      • Since most pedophiles are straight, I'm gonna assume you just pulled that last comment DIRECTLY out of your ass.

        • Or was being completely sarcastic, touching on how Americans fear men who love men infinitely more than they would a mythical monster who threatens to exsanguinate them/schizophrenic attention whore who says he will impale his enemies. the second sentence was intended to give that away.

  2. Wow, what a complete douche..

  3. Oh man, this guy is still trying to become president? He's awesome. And by “awesome” I clearly mean “pretty dang frightening.”

  4. What is it with Florida?

    Seriously!

  5. Better this guy than Palin.. am I right? Who is with me? Is this thing on…

  6. Anonymous | Mar 17, 2010 at 4:53 pm |

    There was a documentary about this guy a couple years back. It’s available on Netflix. At the time he was running for governor of Minnesota- the main plank of his platform was that he would impale terrorists and drug dealers on the lawn of the governor’s mansion. Dude has SERIOUS mental issues that this report doesn’t even touch on (he also claimed to have a sexual relationship with his sister, who doesn’t seem to really exist… except when he dresses up like a girl and plays the role himself). Strange to see him in Florida, I guess they ran him out of Minnesota…

    It’s sad, really. People that into vampires really gets me down. Like, seriously? Zombies I get, vampires not so much. Superlame.

  7. davelybob | Mar 17, 2010 at 11:53 am |

    There was a documentary about this guy a couple years back. It's available on Netflix. At the time he was running for governor of Minnesota- the main plank of his platform was that he would impale terrorists and drug dealers on the lawn of the governor's mansion. Dude has SERIOUS mental issues that this report doesn't even touch on (he also claimed to have a sexual relationship with his sister, who doesn't seem to really exist… except when he dresses up like a girl and plays the role himself). Strange to see him in Florida, I guess they ran him out of Minnesota…

    It's sad, really. People that into vampires really gets me down. Like, seriously? Zombies I get, vampires not so much. Superlame.

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