Florida Vampire Running For President

By on March 16, 2010 in News 11

“He does have republican values…” Well, of course he does.

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  • tonyviner

    At least he's not gay.

    • http://www.xenex.org/ xen

      Oh, I think the voters would rather vote in a pedophile bloodsucker than one of them queers. At least they are comfortable with child molesters and vampires.

      • 5by5

        Since most pedophiles are straight, I'm gonna assume you just pulled that last comment DIRECTLY out of your ass.

        • http://www.xenex.org/ xen

          Or was being completely sarcastic, touching on how Americans fear men who love men infinitely more than they would a mythical monster who threatens to exsanguinate them/schizophrenic attention whore who says he will impale his enemies. the second sentence was intended to give that away.

  • http://www.myspace.com/caramelcorpse Schweí K. Übersteigen

    Wow, what a complete douche..

  • nemoide

    Oh man, this guy is still trying to become president? He's awesome. And by “awesome” I clearly mean “pretty dang frightening.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Wrenja-Czaczkes/100000276829636 Wrenja Czaczkes

    what a winner >.>

  • 5by5

    What is it with Florida?

    Seriously!

  • JP

    Better this guy than Palin.. am I right? Who is with me? Is this thing on…

  • Anonymous

    There was a documentary about this guy a couple years back. It’s available on Netflix. At the time he was running for governor of Minnesota- the main plank of his platform was that he would impale terrorists and drug dealers on the lawn of the governor’s mansion. Dude has SERIOUS mental issues that this report doesn’t even touch on (he also claimed to have a sexual relationship with his sister, who doesn’t seem to really exist… except when he dresses up like a girl and plays the role himself). Strange to see him in Florida, I guess they ran him out of Minnesota…

    It’s sad, really. People that into vampires really gets me down. Like, seriously? Zombies I get, vampires not so much. Superlame.

  • davelybob

    There was a documentary about this guy a couple years back. It's available on Netflix. At the time he was running for governor of Minnesota- the main plank of his platform was that he would impale terrorists and drug dealers on the lawn of the governor's mansion. Dude has SERIOUS mental issues that this report doesn't even touch on (he also claimed to have a sexual relationship with his sister, who doesn't seem to really exist… except when he dresses up like a girl and plays the role himself). Strange to see him in Florida, I guess they ran him out of Minnesota…

    It's sad, really. People that into vampires really gets me down. Like, seriously? Zombies I get, vampires not so much. Superlame.