Deepak Chopra Caused the Recent Mexicali Earthquake? Well, He Thinks He Did…

Deepak Chopra on Twitter

So is this guy joking or is he just an enormous dickhead? Deepak Chopra apologized for causing the 7.2-magnitude earthquake felt in parts of Mexico and the southwestern United States on April 4th…

Deepak Chopra on Twitter

9 Comments on "Deepak Chopra Caused the Recent Mexicali Earthquake? Well, He Thinks He Did…"

  1. amosrobinson | Apr 8, 2010 at 4:33 am |

    If you listen closely, you can still hear the aftershocks of my eyes rolling! LMFAO!!!

  2. tonyviner | Apr 8, 2010 at 5:15 am |

    Deepak Chopra is a real person? I thought it was just some made up Indian guy, like Jesus.

  3. He was joking….wasn't he? He must have been. Deepak, you were joking right?
    Or drunk. yeah. You had a few didn't you? Deepak?……..Deepak?

  4. jeffhalmos | Apr 8, 2010 at 8:10 am |

    Of course he was joking. Well, half-joking, as he was probably also pointing out how one sees the world under high-level awareness.

  5. He didn't do shit. I know, because I caused the earthquake.

    Deepak douche always trying to steal my thunder…..

  6. GoodDoktorBad | Apr 8, 2010 at 9:19 am |

    He just had a serious gastric Curry overload.

    Intestinal fortitude = seismic disturbance.

    California is just a Curried Chicken away from annihilation.

  7. Chuck Norris will be very angry

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