Nicolas Cage Builds Pyramid To Rest In Peace

I think this guy has finally gone ’round the bend. via death+taxes:

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In a move not seen since the ostentatious days of Egyptian Pharoahs, sane actor Nicolas Cage has done what, to anyone else, appears unreasonable, nay, unthinkable. Despite recently being hit by the IRS, the star of the National Treasure series, among other cinematic treasures Raising Arizona and Leaving Las Vegas, purchased a plot within a historical New Orleans cemetery and constructed a 9-foot pyramid to hold his bodily remains. Many things remain uncertain at this time regarding the Great Pyramid of Louisiana, such as, will Cage be disemboweled and mummified?

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  • dumbsaint

    That pyramid is a symbol of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom.

  • Spooky

    Gods I hope he will be, space is at a premium in those cemeteries. Hopefully he reached some sort of agreement to let other peoples remains be tossed in there with him, he can still be in the center of it all. It's just that there's little to no reason for that sort of thing there. It's wasteful and they can't really afford to clear out any of the space they do have for his dead moldering ass when he finally kicks. I mean if he wanted to be stuffed in a drawer like most people that's one thing, but a 9 by 9 pyramid? I thought he had slightly more sense than that.

  • GoodDoktorBad

    Nicholas Cage: Actor, Pharaoh….

  • GoodDoktorBad

    Nicholas Cage: Actor, Pharaoh….

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