For Airport Security, Size Matters

Photo: Miami-Dade Police

Photo: Miami-Dade Police

Via the Smoking Gun:

A Transportation Security Administration screener is facing an assault rap after he allegedly beat a co-worker who joked about the size of the man’s genitalia after he walked through a security scanner. The May 4 confrontation involved Rolando Negrin, 44, and other TSA employees who had previously taken part in a training session at Miami International Airport, according to the below Miami-Dade Police Department reports.

Negrin, pictured in the mug shot at right, and his co-workers had been training with new “whole body image” machines — the controversial kind that provide very revealing images of a traveler — when Negrin walked through the scanner. “The X-ray revealed that [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis,” reported cops. Following his arrest, Negrin told police that he “could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind.”

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8 Comments on "For Airport Security, Size Matters"

  1. Hadrian999 | May 7, 2010 at 4:34 pm |

    smart man would be cashing the check from a sexual harassment suit

    • Tuna Ghost | May 9, 2010 at 7:17 pm |

      I suppose, though, it may be uncomfortable to bring that suit to trial, whereupon one's tiny, tiny penis would become a matter of public record (althought that seems to be the case regardless now).

  2. bargarharjar | May 7, 2010 at 5:26 pm |

    this doesn't make any sense. did he go to the airport every day? who the fuck does that?

  3. Tiny dick…short temper…this man has a great future in law enforcement or Republican politics!

  4. They have no working ethic.If i was on his place i would sue their asses

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  6. maybe he was a 'grower' rather than a 'shower'.

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