White Castle To Sell Candles That Smell Like Disgusting Hamburgers

White Castle candle2Miss the smell of low-grade meat?

Starting in May, bottom-of-the-barrel fast-food behemoth White Castle will begin offering a ten-dollar aromatic candle with the “steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions scent” of the White Castle “Slyder” burger.

They have inadvertently created the perfect gift for the stoner in your life.

9 Comments on "White Castle To Sell Candles That Smell Like Disgusting Hamburgers"

  1. To be honest, this doesn't even sound pleasant to a stoner

  2. tonyviner | May 5, 2010 at 5:36 pm |

    Disgusting. I gave up fast food for a reason, and it looks like they keep giving more reasons, so I guess it was bound to happen eventually.

  3. Good idea for “Fast Food Junkies”, they can now eat a salad with sniffing this horrible shit and pretend to themselves that they're really eating horrible burgers instead of their GM lettuce.

  4. Now you and your lover can enjoy all the romance of roleplaying as two illegal immigrants doing it on the greasy floor of a fast food kitchen, without even leaving your apartment!
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  5. Now you and your lover can enjoy all the romance of roleplaying as two illegal immigrants doing it on the greasy floor of a fast food kitchen, without even leaving your apartment!
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  6. i am waiting for the release of the McDonalds vintage candle “McRib” smells like it used to taste like spongy plastic shaped as a slab of meat

  7. i am waiting for the release of the McDonalds vintage candle “McRib” smells like it used to taste like spongy plastic shaped as a slab of meat

    • Unsheepled | Feb 19, 2011 at 10:04 am |

      And you ate that?
      I have not consumed a McFrankenfood in probably as long as you haev been alive, nor a HARDEE-attack burgers, or the TacoBarf, or anyther nasty , might be chinese neo-rice foods

  8. Unsheepled | Feb 19, 2011 at 2:04 pm |

    And you ate that?
    I have not consumed a McFrankenfood in probably as long as you haev been alive, nor a HARDEE-attack burgers, or the TacoBarf, or anyther nasty , might be chinese neo-rice foods

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