White Castle To Sell Candles That Smell Like Disgusting Hamburgers

White Castle candle2Miss the smell of low-grade meat?

Starting in May, bottom-of-the-barrel fast-food behemoth White Castle will begin offering a ten-dollar aromatic candle with the “steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions scent” of the White Castle “Slyder” burger.

They have inadvertently created the perfect gift for the stoner in your life.

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  • Kro

    To be honest, this doesn't even sound pleasant to a stoner

  • tonyviner

    Disgusting. I gave up fast food for a reason, and it looks like they keep giving more reasons, so I guess it was bound to happen eventually.

  • Jon M

    Good idea for “Fast Food Junkies”, they can now eat a salad with sniffing this horrible shit and pretend to themselves that they're really eating horrible burgers instead of their GM lettuce.

  • http://roorback.com Aidan Cole

    Now you and your lover can enjoy all the romance of roleplaying as two illegal immigrants doing it on the greasy floor of a fast food kitchen, without even leaving your apartment!
    Roorback.com

  • http://roorback.com Aidan Cole

    Now you and your lover can enjoy all the romance of roleplaying as two illegal immigrants doing it on the greasy floor of a fast food kitchen, without even leaving your apartment!
    Roorback.com

  • SMonark

    i am waiting for the release of the McDonalds vintage candle “McRib” smells like it used to taste like spongy plastic shaped as a slab of meat

    • Unsheepled

      And you ate that?
      I have not consumed a McFrankenfood in probably as long as you haev been alive, nor a HARDEE-attack burgers, or the TacoBarf, or anyther nasty , might be chinese neo-rice foods

  • SMonark

    i am waiting for the release of the McDonalds vintage candle “McRib” smells like it used to taste like spongy plastic shaped as a slab of meat

  • Unsheepled

    And you ate that?
    I have not consumed a McFrankenfood in probably as long as you haev been alive, nor a HARDEE-attack burgers, or the TacoBarf, or anyther nasty , might be chinese neo-rice foods

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