Apparently endeavoring to prove that some Christians can be just as stupid and petty as some Muslims, we have geniuses like the Catholic League’s William “13-year olds are not children” Donohue, closeted Family Research Council celebrity Tony “Look How Perfect My Hair Is” Perkins, and conservobot talk show weenie Michael “I’m A Self-Hating Jew” Medved teaming up like a twisted version of the Super Friends to save Jesus from the threat of vile cartooning:
From Reuters/Yahoo News:
Comedy Central’s “JC” is in development, which means it’s still a couple of steps from getting the green light as a series. The project is about Jesus trying to live as a regular guy in New York City and wanting to escape the shadow of his “powerful but apathetic father.” Because Comedy Central recently censored “South Park” for its portrayals of the Prophet Muhammad, some Christian leaders see the prospect of a Jesus cartoon as proof of an offensive double standard.
Apparently, Ja-HEE-sus is strong enough to fight off both Satan and Death itself, but his achilles heel is the aggressive use of pen and ink. And COLOR! Don’t forget color! People laugh at bright colors!!
Jesus can’t withstand a JOKE??? Really?
I mean, I knew the pen was mightier than the sword, but really, who knew that toons were that POWERFUL????
May I now announce…
“FEAR ME, SILLY HUMANS!!!!! FOR I AM A GRAPHIC ARTIST!!!!!
I AM THE WAY, THE TRUTH, AND THE SILLY! NO MAN COMETH UNTO THE PANTONE, EXCEPT BY ME!! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[cough] Sorry, the rush of power got away from me there for a minute…
Pfft. Seriously, these guys need a new hobby. Or more accurately, to get laid. Problem is, I don’t know of a woman OR a man who’d take that bullet for the team….
Gosh, at some point, I’d sure love to see the level of our national discourse raised above this sort of rank idiocy. With all due respect gentlemen, we’ve got bigger problems. Can we please FOCUS?