Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank

Image_3.jpgNothing like this ever happens in New York City. Why is all the action out in the suburbs? The New York Post reports:

A man wearing a Darth Vader mask and cape robbed a Chase bank branch on Long Island on Thursday, police said.

The thief entered a branch in Setauket at 11:30 a.m. and demanded money from a teller. But instead of using a light saber, “Darth” threatened the teller with a semiautomatic gun. The teller gave the robber some cash from the drawer.

The Darth Vader thief, described as between 6 feet and 6 feet 2 inches tall, took off heading east through the bank’s parking lot.

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  • Darthbankrobber

    i wonder if he had the voice manipulator too… thatd be baaaad ass.

  • marklar

    Put the money in the bag,.. oh, and by the way, I AM YOUR FATHER!

  • DeepCough

    You know things are bad when the Empire feels the credit crunch.

  • Leetle Jawa

    “Give me all your money or I’ll bus a cap in yo ass… hawww-sperrrr.”

  • Leetle Jawa

    “Give me all your money or I'll bus a cap in yo ass… hawww-sperrrr.”

  • Marc

    Oh what I would give to have been there when the police sketch artist arrived

  • Marc

    Oh what I would give to have been there when the police sketch artist arrived