Jesus, Sodomy, and Glocks

Angry JesusVia the First Church of Mutterhals:

That sounds like a Warren Zevon song from hell, but it’s not. It’s what I saw on someone’s car on the way to work today. Three bumper stickers, right in a row; the first one said Jesus Saves, Obama Spends. The second said Obama is Socializing and Sodomizing America. The third said Body Piercings by Glock.

Let me pull up my favorite arm chair and give this guy a go. I think his choice in bumper stickers has less to do with his distaste for Obama and his policies and more to do with his fervent desire to get reamed long and hard by a Jewish hippie. Of course, that’s really none of my business. But is it appropriate to put your deep seated sexual fantasies on the back of your car?

Also, I thought christians were supposed to be anti-sodomy? I distinctly remember a ‘no spilling your seed in a rent boy’ clause in the bible. And who among us is still threatened by body piercings? Who even has body piercings anymore? Is this guy also confounded by Jnco jeans and skateboarding video games and ska music?

I probably lost you there. I’m not sure what my point was. When I try to incorporate Jesus and sodomy and guns, people call me an awful human being. This guy does it as some kind of affront to the effete, bruschetta eating, liberal elites. People like me, I guess. I am rather high siddity. Sometimes Quake and I just sit in the living room talking about what color to paint the walls. I didn’t see that coming.

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Stacie Adams

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8 Comments on "Jesus, Sodomy, and Glocks"

  1. sorry stacie but your a goose

  2. Hadrian999 | Jul 21, 2010 at 2:48 am |

    the thing i think is funny about the religious harping about socialism
    is they get mad about the government taking their money to help the poor…….
    then they go to church and give money to the church that is supposed to help the poor….
    oh my god the church is a socialist organization.

    • I've been thinking about that lately, too. I keep hearing this endless barrage about how lazy and undeserving the poor are, and how we'd all be better if they weren't sucking up all our tax money, &c. I thought Christianity was supposed to be about love and compassion and forgiveness? I guess that's just for hippies now.

  3. my bad Stacie…its not you who's the goose, its the person who wrote this drivel
    My appologies

  4. justagirl | Jul 21, 2010 at 8:37 am |

    appropriate pic.

  5. It appears most of you take a few bad people that use religion as a money racket and label them as the leaders of ALL christians! Don’t be so simple minded!

  6. It appears most of you take a few bad people that use religion as a money racket and label them as the leaders of ALL christians! Don't be so simple minded!

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