Mel Gibson Wants You (So Long As…)

Mel Gibson's mugshot from his 28 July 2006 arrest for DUI.

Mel Gibson's mugshot from his 28 July 2006 arrest for DUI.

Sharon Waxman, one of Hollywood’s insider journalists, proves it’s open season on Mel Gibson-bashing with her sarcastic comments on Herr Gibson’s search for interns in her WaxWords blog at The Wrap:

It’s apparently business as usual for Mel Gibson over at Icon Productions, where they are advertising for a passel of interns for the fall.

United Talent Agency’s latest insider Hollywood job list has a posting that advertises for “positive, hardworking” young folks who have a “team based attitude.” They can apply to work (no money, as per usual) around the production company team that brought you “Apocalypto,” “Passion of the Christ” and the as-yet unproduced Mel-as-Psychopath audio tapes.

Unwritten but presumed: Jews, blacks and Russian women need not apply.

Here’s the notice, but honestly I’d lock up your children first:

Icon Productions (PUSH, APOCALYPTO, BRAVEHEART) seeks fall interns.
Interns learn the ins and outs of feature film development, from
reading scripts and writing coverage to learning the art of pitching.
At the end of the semester interns have the opportunity to practice
pitching a project to a high level development executive. Other
duties include administrative tasks and covering the reception desk…

[continues at The Wrap]

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  • JackFrost

    I'll give you an internship, but you will blow me first.

  • Sanger

    COMPLETELY UNRELATED:

    Since the Nation has their panties in a bunch and Disinfo has no posts on Chelsea Clinton's wedding, I thought I would add my two cents (that are worth hafl a cent, if that).

    Obviously she has oodles and oodles of blue blood because she is DOG ASS fugly (shes looks like a homely Queen Elizabeth and Queen Elizabeth is homely herself). Her chosen career is in the Hedge Fund industry and as shitty as that is, she actually has integrity by not choosing a career in politics. So, I'll give her that.

    Im sure she's a nice young lady, so be assured that I'm not attacking her being. Im just tired of watching the 'peasants' worship these fucking elitists and ruining my online experience.

    • Hadrian999

      if the peasants could think for themselves they wouldn't be peasants anymore.
      it's no different than why they buy those crappy celeb scandal rags at the checkout,
      of follow the latest meaningless thing paris or brad or angelina are doing. it's easier
      to sit in their living room and live through their idols than live themselves.

  • Hadrian999

    if the peasants could think for themselves they wouldn’t be peasants anymore.
    it’s no different than why they buy those crappy celeb scandal rags at the checkout,
    of follow the latest meaningless thing paris or brad or angelina are doing. it’s easier
    to sit in their living room and live through their idols than live themselves.