Now You Can Turn Office Documents Into Toilet Paper

Photo: Brandon Blinkenberg (CC)

Photo: Brandon Blinkenberg (CC)

By David Gutierrez for Natural News:

A Japanese company known as Oriental has invented a device that recycles office paper into toilet paper onsite.

“All the customers needs to do is put the shredded paper in, take the toilet paper out and supply the machine with water,” said Oriental’s technology manager, Kimihiro Nozawa.

The machine, dubbed White Goat, can turn 40 regular sheets of office paper into a roll of toilet paper in only 30 minutes. According to Oriental, the device removes all staples then shreds the paper, mixes it with water and turns it into pulp, flattens and dries the pulp, then converts into a toilet paper roll. Accounting of operating costs of the machine, it costs only 10 cents to produce a single roll.

The Telegraph notes that this is substantially cheaper than a typical roll of high-quality toilet paper, which retails for approximately 38 pence (59 cents). The quality of the White Goat’s toilet paper is probably closer to that of Tesco Value paper, which retails for 11 pence (17 cents a roll)…

[continues at Natural News]

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  • Haystack

    This works on Glenn Beck books too, right?

    • anom

      Actually it should work on anything that comes out of congress as well! :-)

      • Technobob

        It won't work there's too much bullshit on the paper

  • Alech

    That must be the most secure way of destroying paper documents, and less messy than burning them.
    Sorry, no toilet paper joke.

  • Andrew

    Bush, Obama, and the Supreme Court already did this with the Constitution.

    • Hadrian999

      right it was obama that started it…….
      our constitution and government has been coopted for several decades now and people only care when they front man isn't an awe shucksin good ol boy.

    • Conniedobbs

      and reagan, bush sr, nixon, ford, and especially those rapscallions James Madison, John Adams, and George Washington!

  • Conniedobbs

    and reagan, bush sr, nixon, ford, and especially those rapscallions James Madison, John Adams, and George Washington!

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