Real-Life Superhero Defends Tennessee Town

ViperVia NBC News:

COLUMBIA, TN (NBC) — In a town where they’ve engraved “justice” and “honor” on the public square, a new word, a new name is the talk of Columbia.

Bike shop owner A.C. Howell said, “The Viper, I believe. Isn’t he the Masked Viper?”

Yes, the Viper. He’s a man police found patrolling the public square with an arsenal of equipment, including plastic sticks and ninja throwing stars. His goal? Find crime and report it to police. Officers spotted him outside the wheel last week.

The bike shop’s owner couldn’t help but chuckle.

“I don’t know. He needs something to do. Probably needs a job. I hope he’s looking out for my benefit. I hope he’s guarding my store,” said Howell.

11 Comments on "Real-Life Superhero Defends Tennessee Town"

  1. Inspired by “Kick Ass”?

  2. DeepCough | Jul 14, 2010 at 1:16 pm |

    Definitely inspired by “Kick Ass.”

  3. Hadrian999 | Jul 14, 2010 at 1:34 pm |

    you hear about guys like this from time to time makes me wonder 2 things
    1. how do they not get killed
    2. how is there not a reality show about these guys.

  4. GoodDoktorBad | Jul 14, 2010 at 3:23 pm |

    Waits around for jaywalkers and expired parking meters.

    Fuckin retard….

  5. perniciousknid | Jul 15, 2010 at 12:09 pm |

    I keep hoping for a real-life (whatever that is) Invisibles cell, but it has yet to happen. I guess we aren't bored enough yet?

    • Doktor Discord | Jul 15, 2010 at 12:27 pm |

      i started this movement, and it is a outcropping of my cell. instead of hoping, DIY.

  6. Namelesswon | Jul 19, 2010 at 4:33 am |

    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CANCEL SHOWS LIKE STREETHAWK AND MANIMAL. GOD WHEN WILL THE NETWORKS LISTEN!!!!!

  7. Namelesswon | Jul 19, 2010 at 9:34 am |

    someone needs to be inspired to kick his ass.

  8. there was, it was called who wants to be a superhero, with stan lee. since he has nothing better to do these days

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