Passive Aggressive Notes: Dark Alley Not The Safest Place To Store Your Personal Belongings

If you haven’t already discovered Passive Aggressive Notes and you are the sort of person who really enjoys FOUND, let me suggest that you check it out now. Here’s a current example of the many joys it brings to the web:

Okay, dude, I really don’t want to kick you while you’re down — getting your scooter stolen definitely sucks. (Also, based on the rage level in your note, I think you’d probably kick back pretty hard.) And yet…I’m not really buying your framing of this as some kind of public service announcement.

For one thing, I’m guessing that if you took a poll of your neighbors (including Alex, our submitter) and asked, “Hey, did you know that if you leave your personal property in this alley, it could get stolen?!” I’m pretty sure most would respond with someone along the lines of, “Uh, no shit.” Just sayin’.

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  • A Bad Joke

    Its his fault for driving a scooter.

    • xen

      It's his fault for believing in personal property.

  • Ug

    As much as I enjoy the concept of Found and its kin, how can anyone be sure that the material is real and not faked or embellished by the editors? We like our white trash ravings and metro paranoid rants and neuroses but only if they're the real McCoy.

  • Hadrian999

    better use of time would be to rent a bate scooter and hide with a can of bear spray and a baseball bat,
    would be much more satisfying than a note.

  • Tommy

    it is the real mccoy!

    link to the original