What To Do At Your First Sex Orgy

orgyAdvice from Daniel O’Brien at Cracked.com:

When people aren’t busy assuring me that they’re not interested in my thoughts on orgies, they are just bombarding me with question after question about orgies. “Orgy this,” they say. And so on. In an effort to cut back on the amount of time I have to spend actually talking to people face-to-face, I’ve decided to compile all of my orgy knowledge in a handy little guide, which I’ve included almost immediately after this sentence.
Here it is!

What Food to Bring

If you’re anything like me, your first question upon finding an unsigned orgy invitation taped to the windshield of your car is “Are there gonna be Cheez-Its at this thing, or what?” It’s an important question. With all of the sweating and various other fluid expulsions, you lose a lot of important liquids over the course of an orgy, and Cheez-Its are high in very necessary salt, and also deliciousness.

You shouldn’t worry too much. The inexperienced orgy-enthusiast never decides to host on a whim, so if someone is bold enough to host an orgy, you can assume they’ve been around the block. Any self-respecting career orgiest will probably have all the orgy essentials already on hand.

Now that you know that all of the important items are accounted for, the question becomes “What should I bring?” Orgies aren’t like weddings or executions…

[continues at Cracked.com]

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