Via the First Church of Mutterhals:
I’m not very altruistic, as most of you already know. I’m of the opinion that it’s every man for himself, whether you like it or not. You can’t really expect other people to take care of you and security is just coping mechanism. No one is really secure.
However, I do find the sexual dysfunction of many Americans troubling enough to warrant intervention. You have a vast number of women who are downright latently asexual, you have shit-load of straight men who are terrified of the implication that they might be gay, you have teens and young adults being told in one ear that abstinence and chastity are the only way, while in the other ear streams the most vulgar and perverse sexuality in the form of festering silicone tits and hooker culture, which celebrates coldly detached sex acts but shies away from real sensuality and pleasure.
But sex for its own sake is about as healthy as it gets. I have these two aquatic snails who will not stop fucking. It’s amazing, every time I look in the tank they are mounting each other. I didn’t even know snails were capable of fucking, but that’s all they do, apparently, and they’re snails…
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