Single Malt Whiskey Distilled From The Elderly’s Urine

By on September 13, 2010 in News 11

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Even if you put it in a fancy bottle, whiskey is more or less just old-people sugar-pee. The Independent reports:

Introducing Gilpin Family Whisky, a project of James Gilpin, a UK- based designer and researcher focusing on new biomedical technologies, who has created a “public engagement tool” distilling diabetic whiz into “single malt whisky.”

The public health concept of the whizky is based on the fact that “large amounts of sugar are excreted on a daily basis by type-two diabetic patients, especially amongst the upper end of our aging population.”

As for how it tastes, he added, “I don’t have the benefit of aging my whisky for 100 years in a barrel but I do have the benefit of my candidates having lived in some cases 90 years of a very full life which adds a great amount of depth to the flavor.

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  • Akbar Lightning

    this will give new meaning to those British when they say ‘they got pissed.’

  • Akbar Lightning

    this will give new meaning to those British when they say ‘they got pissed.’

  • Vox Penii

    Yeast poop, grandma pee, what’s the difference?

  • gemmarama

    why, WHY would you do this?

  • gemmarama

    why, WHY would you do this?

  • GoodDoktorBad

    Another fine reason to smoke marijuana……..

  • Anonymous

    Another fine reason to smoke marijuana……..

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    I have always been a deeply irreligious person…but I now, at last, suddenly understand the psychotic rage that consumes fundamentalists of every stripe.

    I never understood it before…but now its clear. I shall name myself the Single Malt Ayatollah of Scotch, and my fatwah shall spell out why all observant single malt drinkers should seek out and deliver divine justice upon the non-believers and heretics who brought this travesty about. This is an affront to every fiber of my being, my way of life, and all that I hold to be good and sacred in this world.

    DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!!!

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    I have always been a deeply irreligious person…but I now, at last, suddenly understand the psychotic rage that consumes fundamentalists of every stripe.

    I never understood it before…but now its clear. I shall name myself the Single Malt Ayatollah of Scotch, and my fatwah shall spell out why all observant single malt drinkers should seek out and deliver divine justice upon the non-believers and heretics who brought this travesty about. This is an affront to every fiber of my being, my way of life, and all that I hold to be good and sacred in this world.

    DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!!!

  • oman28

    That’s it. Recycling has just gone way too far.

  • Anonymous

    That’s it. Recycling has just gone way too far.