UN Sets Global Agenda

UN-LOGODetails of a high level United Nations strategy meeting have been leaked to Fox News, with the inevitable subsequent fear-mongering regarding a conspiracy to create a one world government:

After a year of humiliating setbacks, United Nations Secretary General Ban ki-Moon and about 60 of his top lieutenants — the top brass of the entire U.N. system — spent their Labor Day weekend at a remote Austrian Alpine retreat, discussing ways to put their sprawling organization in charge of the world’s agenda.

Details concerning the two-day, closed-door sessions in the comfortable village of Alpbach were closely guarded. Nonetheless, position papers for the meeting obtained by Fox News indicate that the topics included:

  • how to restore “climate change” as a top global priority after the fiasco of last year’s Copenhagen summit;
  • how to continue to try to make global redistribution of wealth the real basis of that climate agenda, and widen the discussion further to encompass the idea of “global public goods”;
  • how to keep growing U.N. peacekeeping efforts into missions involved in the police, courts, legal systems and other aspects of strife-torn countries;
  • how to capitalize on the global tide of migrants from poor nations to rich ones, to encompass a new “international migration governance framework”;
  • how to make “clever” use of new technologies to deepen direct ties with what the U.N. calls “civil society,” meaning novel ways to bypass its member nation states and deal directly with constituencies that support U.N. agendas.

As one underlying theme of the sessions, the top U.N. bosses seemed to be grappling often with how to cope with the pesky issue of national sovereignty, which — according to the position papers, anyway — continued to thwart many of their most ambitious schemes, especially when it comes to many different kinds of “global governance.”

[continues at Fox News]

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  • William Xavier McGarley

    Bwahahahaha . . . (rubbing hands unctuously). All the pieces are now in place: Release the wing-ed mon-keys!

    [Cut to a crane shot of a dark medieval tower outside the downtown Manhattan U.N. Building from which hordes of bare-assed grey-furred monkeys take to flight on dingy leathern wings, buzzing like angry bees]

  • William Xavier McGarley

    Bwahahahaha . . . (rubbing hands unctuously). All the pieces are now in place: Release the wing-ed mon-keys!

    [Cut to a crane shot of a dark medieval tower outside the downtown Manhattan U.N. Building from which hordes of bare-assed grey-furred monkeys take to flight on dingy leathern wings, buzzing like angry bees]

  • Vox Penii

    Conspiracy theories are funnest when you imagine them being narrated by the Brain, with occasional comments from Pinky.

  • Vox Penii

    And as a side note, why is it bad for the UN to redistribute wealth, but good for Messiah Obama to redistribute wealth?

    I haz a confused.

  • Anonymous

    “.. a remote Austrian Alpine retreat,..”

    Wait, didn’t we burn that down? Oopsy, that was that Novartis’ exec’s ski lodge.

    Never mind.

    Imagine, some twit who actually admits to watching Foxtard!

  • myth_slayer

    “.. a remote Austrian Alpine retreat,..”

    Wait, didn’t we burn that down? Oopsy, that was that Novartis’ exec’s ski lodge.

    Never mind.

    Imagine, some twit who actually admits to watching Foxtard!

  • Billx Mcgarley

    Shure, but isn’t wealth redistribution just the most fundamental tenet of Hobbsian Capitalism?

    There is no sin in redistrib’n
    The wealthe of an holy nation
    For sooth is writ in our ancient script
    “Buyeth Lowe and Selleth Higher”*
    ‘Tis primal rule, clear to any fool:
    “T’ each that which his brute arm may press”;
    And to such loot let there be repute
    Without shame, scruple or sanction,
    For cor’l’ry is from all of this
    “From each also all what may be shaken.”

    * Book of Adam Smith, Chpt 1; verse 1

    After all, the accounting equation is Profit=Revenue LESS EXPENSES

  • Billx Mcgarley

    Shure, but isn’t wealth redistribution just the most fundamental tenet of Hobbsian Capitalism?

    There is no sin in redistrib’n
    The wealthe of an holy nation
    For sooth is writ in our ancient script
    “Buyeth Lowe and Selleth Higher”*
    ‘Tis primal rule, clear to any fool:
    “T’ each that which his brute arm may press”;
    And to such loot let there be repute
    Without shame, scruple or sanction,
    For cor’l’ry is from all of this
    “From each also all what may be shaken.”

    * Book of Adam Smith, Chpt 1; verse 1

    After all, the accounting equation is Profit=Revenue LESS EXPENSES

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