Did Google Street View Find God Above a Swiss Lake?

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So, even God can’t hide from Google Street View? Max Read writes on Gawker:

Who are those blurry, possibly robed figures hovering above a lake in Quarten, Switzerland, visible on Google Street View? Is it something on the camera lens? Or is it maybe… God and His only begotten Son? And who’s to say that God isn’t “something on the lens,” in some kind of a cosmic, metaphysical sense?

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29 Responses to Did Google Street View Find God Above a Swiss Lake?

  1. Alech October 24, 2010 at 6:36 am #

    Bird poop in MY streetview?

  2. Alech October 24, 2010 at 2:36 am #

    Bird poop in MY streetview?

  3. Anonymous October 24, 2010 at 2:12 pm #

    I dunno… the thing on the left looks kinda like a bottle of herb-infused olive oil to me. And the thing on the right looks like a ballerina in a pink tutu.

  4. 5by5 October 24, 2010 at 10:12 am #

    I dunno… the thing on the left looks kinda like a bottle of herb-infused olive oil to me. And the thing on the right looks like a ballerina in a pink tutu.

    • oman28 October 25, 2010 at 11:30 am #

      Well, close. It’s quite clearly Gandolf accompanied by Shirly Temple.

  5. Guest October 24, 2010 at 7:29 pm #

    Who cares?

  6. Guest October 24, 2010 at 3:29 pm #

    Who cares?

  7. Andrew October 24, 2010 at 9:15 pm #

    I suspect bird poop:

    http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&t=p&layer=c&cbll=47.110424,9.255427&panoid=NxCDAdHCysFWDcEfeGjsyg&cbp=12,55.52,,0,-30.03&ll=47.110338,9.255293&spn=0.005725,0.027595&z=15

    http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&t=p&layer=c&cbll=47.110119,9.297802&panoid=2yAk0M_vOPsXjmoXj1-_-w&cbp=12,258.13,,0,-22.55&ll=47.110385,9.298382&spn=0.011449,0.055189&z=14

  8. Andrew October 24, 2010 at 5:15 pm #

    I suspect bird poop:

    http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&t=p&layer=c&cbll=47.110424,9.255427&panoid=NxCDAdHCysFWDcEfeGjsyg&cbp=12,55.52,,0,-30.03&ll=47.110338,9.255293&spn=0.005725,0.027595&z=15

    http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&t=p&layer=c&cbll=47.110119,9.297802&panoid=2yAk0M_vOPsXjmoXj1-_-w&cbp=12,258.13,,0,-22.55&ll=47.110385,9.298382&spn=0.011449,0.055189&z=14

  9. Godofmasks October 25, 2010 at 1:50 am #

    Well, it is obviously not something on the lense, or on camera at all. I don’t know if any of you have actually been on the street view but that image will actually stay on the screen all the way into the tunnel sometimes. At other times it disappears entirely and it is often in several different spots.

  10. Godofmasks October 24, 2010 at 9:50 pm #

    Well, it is obviously not something on the lense, or on camera at all. I don’t know if any of you have actually been on the street view but that image will actually stay on the screen all the way into the tunnel sometimes. At other times it disappears entirely and it is often in several different spots.

  11. Anonymous October 25, 2010 at 11:34 am #

    That’s not an anthropomorphisized God and Jesus swooping down on a Swiss highway; that’s little Timmy Truheart, the BOY FROM THE FUTURE, and his robot companion Zed.

    Duh.

  12. Broken_Finger October 25, 2010 at 7:34 am #

    That’s not an anthropomorphisized God and Jesus swooping down on a Swiss highway; that’s little Timmy Truheart, the BOY FROM THE FUTURE, and his robot companion Zed.

    Duh.

  13. Anonymous October 25, 2010 at 3:30 pm #

    Well, close. It’s quite clearly Gandolf accompanied by Shirly Temple.

  14. Eagle February 8, 2011 at 8:23 pm #

    My guess is that it’s Gabriel or one of the other Waring Angels. The time is coming soon for Christ’s second advent. Matthew 16:27 For the Son of Man is going to come in his Father’s glory with his angels, and then he will reward each person according to what he has done.

  15. Eagle February 8, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    My guess is that it’s Gabriel or one of the other Waring Angels. The time is coming soon for Christ’s second advent. Matthew 16:27 For the Son of Man is going to come in his Father’s glory with his angels, and then he will reward each person according to what he has done.

  16. justagirl February 8, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

    it’s princess peach exiting through the cloud door.

  17. justagirl February 8, 2011 at 5:33 pm #

    it’s princess peach exiting through the cloud door.

  18. ThePirate Guy May 25, 2011 at 1:37 am #

    My vote goes to Vader and Yoda.

  19. ThePirate Guy May 24, 2011 at 9:37 pm #

    My vote goes to Vader and Yoda.

  20. VonDDD June 18, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    bird shit.

  21. VonDDD June 19, 2011 at 2:43 am #

    bird shit.

  22. Jakob Caldwell July 2, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    the black thing looks like a man in a tux and the pink thing looks like a girl in a pink dress

  23. Jakob Caldwell July 2, 2011 at 8:51 pm #

    the black thing looks like a man in a tux and the pink thing looks like a girl in a pink dress

  24. MauriziOiziruaM July 24, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    its monkey on his flying cloud

  25. mauriziojuvefc July 24, 2011 at 6:43 pm #

    its monkey on his flying cloud

  26. mauriziojuvefc July 24, 2011 at 6:43 pm #

    its monkey on his flying cloud

  27. Old Soul August 5, 2011 at 9:20 pm #

    Why does god seem to pick the stupidest places he can imagine to show himself or send a miracle?
    Vaguely human faced shapes on toast do not instill me with faith in a creator.

  28. Anarchy Pony August 5, 2011 at 5:20 pm #

    Why does god seem to pick the stupidest places he can imagine to show himself or send a miracle?
    Vaguely human faced shapes on toast do not instill me with faith in a creator.

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