Via the First Church of Mutterhals:
Everyone knows I’m not exactly keen on manners. But in some ways I am downright old fashioned. For instance, if a man I was vaguely acquainted with took a liking to me and decided the best way to win my favor would be to forward a hastily snapped pic of his, oh, how should I put this, his wang; well let’s just say there is a very short list of people who could get away with such a thing without my taking out a restraining order.
You know where I’m going with this. Proving once and for all that he is a congenital retard, Brett Favre did the above to a comely female member of the sporting press, thusly taking a bad idea and making it monumentally worse. I know, I know, allegedly. Brett Favre allegedly stuck his cell phone down his shorts and allegedly snapped the most unspectacular and tepid alleged dong pictures I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. Allegedly.
Men, you if are going to forward a lady a picture of your member, that thing better be downright spectacular. It better be gold plated and capable of rupturing a spleen. Anything less will be ridiculed mercilessly and forwarded to all her friends with the subject line, ‘OMG, lookit at this!’ If you are a celebrity, there is the added bonus that it will be forwarded to everyone’s friends, and if you are a married celebrity, you better rent out some place to have a tearful press conference, because you are going to need it.
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