I had fun just writing that headline! But when you consider that some of the other Tea Party politicians include Christine “I’m Not A Witch” O’Donnell and Mad Mormon Glenn Beck, he’ll probably fit right in! From the Daily News:
The Naked Cowboy — Time Square’s tighty-whitey wearing, guitar-toting tourist magnet — announced he’s running for President in 2012… as a member of the Tea Party.
The familiar white briefs, boots, cowboy hat, and long hair were nowhere to be seen at a press conference on Wednesday in his old haunt, Times Square. This time the underwear-sporting cowboy, whose real name is Robert John Burck, was garbed in a suit and tie with his cropped hair slicked back.
Burck, who is registered as a Republican in Ohio, slammed President Obama and declared the Tea Party was “the only legitimate grassroots movement.”
“America is rapidly transforming into a government-run enterprise,” the over-exposed tourist attraction said, adding that “American politicians are selling out America and its most cherished institution, that being capitalism.”…
[continues at the Daily News]
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