Jesus Lookalike Banned From Church

In Christianity, you’re supposed to be like Jesus, but not too much like Jesus, because that would make everyone uncomfortable. At least that’s the metaphorical meaning I draw from this story: a man was escorted out of a St. Louis church by police after he showed up looking too Christ-like:

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  • Cerebralcaustic

    I demand a photo of Jesus for compare-and-contrast purposes.

  • Golchab

    amen.

  • Word Eater

    He’s a dark skinned Jew?

  • Word Eater

    He’s a dark skinned Jew?

  • Simiantongue

    How dare he!!! Wearing funny looking flowing white robes and a cross in church, it looks really ridiculous. Nobody does that.

    Wait…

  • Simiantongue

    How dare he!!! Wearing funny looking flowing white robes and a cross in church, it looks really ridiculous. Nobody does that.

    Wait…

  • Anon

    The ultimate troll.

  • Anon

    The ultimate troll.

  • gemmarama

    perhaps the church was a non-prophet organisation…

    sorry.

    • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

      ow…thats as foul as when someone was citing the dolphin deaths from BPs spill and I said

      …not all of us can lead a porpoise driven life.

      I know it was wrong…but i just couldn’t resist the pull from the dark side

      • gemmarama

        hehehe… nuthin wrong with a bit of dad humour from time to time!

  • gemmarama

    perhaps the church was a non-prophet organisation…

    sorry.

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    ow…thats as foul as when someone was citing the dolphin deaths from BPs spill and I said

    …not all of us can lead a porpoise driven life.

    I know it was wrong…but i just couldn’t resist the pull from the dark side

  • GoodDoktorBad

    “All are (not) welcome”

  • Anonymous

    “All are (not) welcome”

  • Gergith

    That church looks like it was built by masons :p Just to stoke this fire :D To me, it looks like a compass on the top of the left stained window at 1:21 :D

  • Gergith

    That church looks like it was built by masons :p Just to stoke this fire :D To me, it looks like a compass on the top of the left stained window at 1:21 :D

    • TheLight

      The Vatican and the masons both worship “the light”! who or what is the light of the world? also look at pictures of the Vatican at the Obelisk the giant sun clock.. make sure too go to church on SUNday i could go on but im sure most people know this

  • gemmarama

    hehehe… nuthin wrong with a bit of dad humour from time to time!

  • justagirl

    i saw jesus at around 9:00 am on halloween morning (incase anyone cares)… (and he was with a chick…).

  • justagirl

    i saw jesus at around 9:00 am on halloween morning (incase anyone cares)… (and he was with a chick…).

  • TheLight

    The Vatican and the masons both worship “the light”! who or what is the light of the world? also look at pictures of the Vatican at the Obelisk the giant sun clock.. make sure too go to church on SUNday i could go on but im sure most people know this

  • Junny

    Wasn’t Jesus a “semite”? I always figured he was a brown skinned man with dark curly hair.

    This guy would’ve been safe had it not been for the incalculable violation of the Second Testament and the Eurocentrification of Christianity.

  • Junny

    Wasn’t Jesus a “semite”? I always figured he was a brown skinned man with dark curly hair.

    This guy would’ve been safe had it not been for the incalculable violation of the Second Testament and the Eurocentrification of Christianity.

  • Golchab

    amen.

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