Jesus Lookalike Banned From Church

In Christianity, you’re supposed to be like Jesus, but not too much like Jesus, because that would make everyone uncomfortable. At least that’s the metaphorical meaning I draw from this story: a man was escorted out of a St. Louis church by police after he showed up looking too Christ-like:

24 Comments on "Jesus Lookalike Banned From Church"

  1. Cerebralcaustic | Nov 4, 2010 at 6:12 pm |

    I demand a photo of Jesus for compare-and-contrast purposes.

  2. amen.

  3. Word Eater | Nov 5, 2010 at 12:15 am |

    He’s a dark skinned Jew?

  4. Word Eater | Nov 4, 2010 at 8:15 pm |

    He’s a dark skinned Jew?

  5. Simiantongue | Nov 5, 2010 at 12:44 am |

    How dare he!!! Wearing funny looking flowing white robes and a cross in church, it looks really ridiculous. Nobody does that.

    Wait…

  6. Simiantongue | Nov 4, 2010 at 8:44 pm |

    How dare he!!! Wearing funny looking flowing white robes and a cross in church, it looks really ridiculous. Nobody does that.

    Wait…

  7. The ultimate troll.

  8. The ultimate troll.

  9. gemmarama | Nov 5, 2010 at 12:36 pm |

    perhaps the church was a non-prophet organisation…

    sorry.

  10. gemmarama | Nov 5, 2010 at 8:36 am |

    perhaps the church was a non-prophet organisation…

    sorry.

    • ow…thats as foul as when someone was citing the dolphin deaths from BPs spill and I said

      …not all of us can lead a porpoise driven life.

      I know it was wrong…but i just couldn’t resist the pull from the dark side

  11. ow…thats as foul as when someone was citing the dolphin deaths from BPs spill and I said

    …not all of us can lead a porpoise driven life.

    I know it was wrong…but i just couldn’t resist the pull from the dark side

  12. Anonymous | Nov 5, 2010 at 6:33 pm |

    “All are (not) welcome”

  13. GoodDoktorBad | Nov 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm |

    “All are (not) welcome”

  14. That church looks like it was built by masons :p Just to stoke this fire 😀 To me, it looks like a compass on the top of the left stained window at 1:21 😀

  15. That church looks like it was built by masons :p Just to stoke this fire 😀 To me, it looks like a compass on the top of the left stained window at 1:21 😀

    • The Vatican and the masons both worship “the light”! who or what is the light of the world? also look at pictures of the Vatican at the Obelisk the giant sun clock.. make sure too go to church on SUNday i could go on but im sure most people know this

  16. gemmarama | Nov 7, 2010 at 1:34 am |

    hehehe… nuthin wrong with a bit of dad humour from time to time!

  17. justagirl | Nov 7, 2010 at 3:46 am |

    i saw jesus at around 9:00 am on halloween morning (incase anyone cares)… (and he was with a chick…).

  18. justagirl | Nov 6, 2010 at 11:46 pm |

    i saw jesus at around 9:00 am on halloween morning (incase anyone cares)… (and he was with a chick…).

  19. The Vatican and the masons both worship “the light”! who or what is the light of the world? also look at pictures of the Vatican at the Obelisk the giant sun clock.. make sure too go to church on SUNday i could go on but im sure most people know this

  20. Wasn’t Jesus a “semite”? I always figured he was a brown skinned man with dark curly hair.

    This guy would’ve been safe had it not been for the incalculable violation of the Second Testament and the Eurocentrification of Christianity.

  21. Wasn’t Jesus a “semite”? I always figured he was a brown skinned man with dark curly hair.

    This guy would’ve been safe had it not been for the incalculable violation of the Second Testament and the Eurocentrification of Christianity.

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