Miss Liberty America: The First Tea Party Beauty Pageant

home_2009QueensThey’ve got their own baby clothes, their own universities, and now they have their own beauty pageant. On July 4th weekend of 2012, the inaugural of edition of Miss Liberty America will be held in Las Vegas, with the “ultimate mission of promoting Liberty, the military, and the documents of our founding fathers.” In honor of those ideals, tea baggers will choose a winner from a field of young, swimsuit-clad female contestants who will have to shoot firearms and answer questions about the Constitution.

The brain behind the event is Alicia Hayes-Roberts, sister of Tea Party presidential candidate Rutherford B. Hayes, who explains the mission on the Miss Liberty America website:

MISS LIBERTY AMERICA is dedicated to discovering America’s elite feminine patriots and giving them the opportunity on a national stage to showcase their patriotism, intelligence, talent, and beauty. The contestants will be judged in categories of personal interview, swimsuit, evening gown, beauty, talent, questions regarding the documents of
America’s founding fathers, and Marksmanship!

12 Comments on "Miss Liberty America: The First Tea Party Beauty Pageant"

  1. ZombieSlapper | Nov 1, 2010 at 8:31 pm |

    Is it safe to say they support opposite marriage for all U.S. Americans?

  2. $4251815 | Nov 1, 2010 at 4:31 pm |

    Is it safe to say they support opposite marriage for all U.S. Americans?

  3. Anonymous | Nov 1, 2010 at 9:42 pm |

    Another Rutherford B. Hayes? This shit is just getting kooky now.

  4. Another Rutherford B. Hayes? This shit is just getting kooky now.

  5. Hadrian999 | Nov 2, 2010 at 2:23 am |

    i can only imagine how funny the interview portion will be

  6. Hadrian999 | Nov 1, 2010 at 10:23 pm |

    i can only imagine how funny the interview portion will be

  7. Simiantongue | Nov 2, 2010 at 2:56 am |

    Miss South Carolina will be a top contender.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

  8. Good lord, they’re trying to speciate!

  9. Good lord, they’re trying to speciate!

  10. Anonymous | Nov 3, 2010 at 3:25 am |

    “the I-raq”
    Hilarious!!

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