Miss Liberty America: The First Tea Party Beauty Pageant

home_2009QueensThey’ve got their own baby clothes, their own universities, and now they have their own beauty pageant. On July 4th weekend of 2012, the inaugural of edition of Miss Liberty America will be held in Las Vegas, with the “ultimate mission of promoting Liberty, the military, and the documents of our founding fathers.” In honor of those ideals, tea baggers will choose a winner from a field of young, swimsuit-clad female contestants who will have to shoot firearms and answer questions about the Constitution.

The brain behind the event is Alicia Hayes-Roberts, sister of Tea Party presidential candidate Rutherford B. Hayes, who explains the mission on the Miss Liberty America website:

MISS LIBERTY AMERICA is dedicated to discovering America’s elite feminine patriots and giving them the opportunity on a national stage to showcase their patriotism, intelligence, talent, and beauty. The contestants will be judged in categories of personal interview, swimsuit, evening gown, beauty, talent, questions regarding the documents of
America’s founding fathers, and Marksmanship!

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  • ZombieSlapper

    Is it safe to say they support opposite marriage for all U.S. Americans?

  • $4251815

    Is it safe to say they support opposite marriage for all U.S. Americans?

  • Anonymous

    Another Rutherford B. Hayes? This shit is just getting kooky now.

  • $927230

    Another Rutherford B. Hayes? This shit is just getting kooky now.

  • Hadrian999

    i can only imagine how funny the interview portion will be

  • Hadrian999

    i can only imagine how funny the interview portion will be

  • Simiantongue

    Miss South Carolina will be a top contender.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

  • Andrew

    Good lord, they’re trying to speciate!

  • Andrew

    Good lord, they’re trying to speciate!

  • Anonymous

    “the I-raq”
    Hilarious!!

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