Video: The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults

The 1994 film Law Enforcement Guide To Satanic Cults (available on VHS by mail order) gives cops all the telltale signs to spot Satanic murders in their communities. Watch for the sake of your own safety, this is important.

35 Comments on "Video: The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults"

  1. Hadrian999 | Nov 18, 2010 at 4:14 pm |

    he says often quite a lot, i’d like to know how many of these occult murders actually happened, i remember the hysteria, I also it was usually linked to “recovered memory” fraud

  2. Hadrian999 | Nov 18, 2010 at 12:14 pm |

    he says often quite a lot, i’d like to know how many of these occult murders actually happened, i remember the hysteria, I also it was usually linked to “recovered memory” fraud

  3. This reminds of the handbook from the early nineties on how parents can spot Satanism in their children. It cited the choice of dark clothing…the liking of rock music…having new friends who also wear dark clothing and or like rock music…etc etc etc.

    Although…on the brightside…thanks to dedicated Christians who are borderline illiterate and spread lurid fantasies in every direction…if Satanists decide to go on a crime spree…we’ll never know.

  4. This reminds of the handbook from the early nineties on how parents can spot Satanism in their children. It cited the choice of dark clothing…the liking of rock music…having new friends who also wear dark clothing and or like rock music…etc etc etc.

    Although…on the brightside…thanks to dedicated Christians who are borderline illiterate and spread lurid fantasies in every direction…if Satanists decide to go on a crime spree…we’ll never know.

  5. Yeah…I noticed a lot of that on TV when the second flurry happened…the first round was the 70’s…then we had a 90’s resurgence. Didn’t notice a lot of hard evidence of any kind…just lots of hysterics backed by spooky music during interviews.

  6. Word Eater | Nov 19, 2010 at 3:03 am |

    I’m sure the West Memphis Three would have an opinion on that.

  7. Mr.Minority | Nov 19, 2010 at 6:01 am |

    lol the “penis in mouth” line made me laugh.

  8. Mr.Minority | Nov 19, 2010 at 2:01 am |

    lol the “penis in mouth” line made me laugh.

  9. Anonymous | Nov 19, 2010 at 8:40 am |

    I laughed at the penis is the mouth thing because the music starts up right then hahaha

  10. I laughed at the penis is the mouth thing because the music starts up right then hahaha

  11. The narrator’s shirt makes me want to sacrifice a black goat at a crossroads.

  12. The narrator’s shirt makes me want to sacrifice a black goat at a crossroads.

  13. Porn in the 90s was different.

  14. They had to use a real virgin because several manikins refused to be in such a silly video.

  15. Porn in the 90s was different.

    • Lolz! 😀

      She is hot. The whole lifeless babe thing doesn’t do much for me though. 🙁

  16. They had to use a real virgin because several manikins refused to be in such a silly video.

  17. Heavy Metal Yogi | Nov 19, 2010 at 3:42 pm |

    Is that the Satanic/ Cult Activity “expert” that testified at the trial of Jason Baldwin and Damian Echols? He sure looks the same. That clown got his authority to judge on such matters from a mail order diploma mill.

  18. Heavy Metal Yogi | Nov 19, 2010 at 11:42 am |

    Is that the Satanic/ Cult Activity “expert” that testified at the trial of Jason Baldwin and Damian Echols? He sure looks the same. That clown got his authority to judge on such matters from a mail order diploma mill.

  19. Lolz! 😀

    She is hot. The whole lifeless babe thing doesn’t do much for me though. 🙁

  20. I wonder if he actually ever saw this in real life? Or saw it more than once?

  21. I wonder if he actually ever saw this in real life? Or saw it more than once?

  22. I’d like to put a penis in that corpses mouth.

  23. I’d like to put a penis in that corpses mouth.

  24. Dlfnfan13 | Nov 20, 2010 at 4:25 am |

    WTF is up with the fruit shirt?

  25. Dlfnfan13 | Nov 20, 2010 at 4:25 am |

    WTF is up with the fruit shirt?

  26. Dlfnfan13 | Nov 20, 2010 at 12:25 am |

    WTF is up with the fruit shirt?

  27. Ron Patterson2009 | Nov 20, 2010 at 12:32 pm |

    wtf this is retarded omfg there has never even been a documented case of Satanic murders not one .so where the f is he getting his facts from me thinks its out his a s s .

  28. Ron Patterson2009 | Nov 20, 2010 at 8:32 am |

    wtf this is retarded omfg there has never even been a documented case of Satanic murders not one .so where the f is he getting his facts from me thinks its out his a s s .

    • Ron Patterson2009 | Nov 20, 2010 at 8:37 am |

      there has been speculation but never any real proof it was all he say she say oh i lik pentagrams but never has it been proven also i would like to point out that a pentagram is not even a sign for the devil it was actually a symbol for a Greek goddess the real and first symbol for Satan in the Jewish bible was in fact a cross and this is why that put Jesus on a cross it was to show that he was a follower of the devil and christens adopted it over the years but not in general until about the mid 400s

  29. Ron Patterson2009 | Nov 20, 2010 at 12:37 pm |

    there has been speculation but never any real proof it was all he say she say oh i lik pentagrams but never has it been proven also i would like to point out that a pentagram is not even a sign for the devil it was actually a symbol for a Greek goddess the real and first symbol for Satan in the Jewish bible was in fact a cross and this is why that put Jesus on a cross it was to show that he was a follower of the devil and christens adopted it over the years but not in general until about the mid 400s

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