Man Cuts Off Cat’s Head With Machete And Brags About It on Facebook

Dameon ParkerCurtis Cartier writes in Seattle Weekly:

In what’s sure to be yet another blow to anyone with the name “Dameon,” Dameon Parker, a 30-year-old Olympia man has been charged with animal cruelty for allegedly luring his neighbor’s cat into his house, then cutting off its head with a machete.

The News Tribune reports Tuesday evening that a woman saw Parker carrying the kitty by the nape of its neck out to his backyard, then emerging later with a massive machete that was covered in blood and cat fur.

She apparently found the headless feline buried in the yard. But it wasn’t until Parker took to Facebook to claim victory over the helpless beast that investigators were informed of the act.

Parker’s Facebook page is still up, though it appears some of the more incriminating posts are down. The only remaining post is a plea for friends to leave one “Mary” out of the matter, followed by a full throated challenge to anyone who has something to say about catricide to do so to his face.

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33 Comments on "Man Cuts Off Cat’s Head With Machete And Brags About It on Facebook"

  1. Anonymous | Dec 2, 2010 at 6:04 am |

    What a pathetic motherfucker. They’re so powerless and ineffectual that the only thing they can have influence over is a defenseless pet.

  2. dumbsaint | Dec 2, 2010 at 2:04 am |

    What a pathetic motherfucker. They’re so powerless and ineffectual that the only thing they can have influence over is a defenseless pet.

  3. Observing Ego | Dec 2, 2010 at 6:56 am |

    🙁

  4. Observing Ego | Dec 2, 2010 at 2:56 am |

    🙁

  5. Word Eater | Dec 2, 2010 at 7:15 am |

    4chan needs to get on this one, ASAP – a cat has been maimed – Internet justice must be served!

  6. Word Eater | Dec 2, 2010 at 3:15 am |

    4chan needs to get on this one, ASAP – a cat has been maimed – Internet justice must be served!

  7. Douchebaggery in its lowest form. 30 is a little old to be playing Beavis and Butthead with unsuspecting animals.

  8. Douchebaggery in its lowest form. 30 is a little old to be playing Beavis and Butthead with unsuspecting animals.

  9. Ironaddict06 | Dec 2, 2010 at 4:17 pm |

    This guy needs to have his penis cut off and posted on the internet.

  10. Ironaddict06 | Dec 2, 2010 at 12:17 pm |

    This guy needs to have his penis cut off and posted on the internet.

  11. Eindreizig | Dec 2, 2010 at 7:47 pm |

    I knew him several years ago. He is fucking insane. Literally.

  12. Eindreizig | Dec 2, 2010 at 3:47 pm |

    I knew him several years ago. He is fucking insane. Literally.

  13. Strummingbabe | Dec 2, 2010 at 9:17 pm |

    Suck ass idiot loser creep is going to get his nipples ripped off in jail, then he’s going to burn in hell forever, the cat is in heaven, that he killed, so what. That guy is going to face everlasting torture and i’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in hell.

  14. Strummingbabe | Dec 2, 2010 at 5:17 pm |

    Suck ass idiot loser creep is going to get his nipples ripped off in jail, then he’s going to burn in hell forever, the cat is in heaven, that he killed, so what. That guy is going to face everlasting torture and i’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in hell.

  15. I want to tear every square inch of this cocksucker’s skin off, in small strips.

  16. I want to tear every square inch of this cocksucker’s skin off, in small strips.

    • chill your bean mate!!!! IT WAS ONLY A CAT!!!! i know it doesn’t justify what he did but don’t you think you are overreacting just a bit?

      • Yeah but… if he did that to a cat, what might he do to another person or other animals?… though I don’t agree with Yazi on the method, he definitely has something coming to him.

  17. not nice but lets not go overboard eh? it was a cat, not a person, i am not condoning it in anyway but ripping his skin off? gimme a break! everlasting torture? steady on people

  18. not nice but lets not go overboard eh? it was a cat, not a person, i am not condoning it in anyway but ripping his skin off? gimme a break! everlasting torture? steady on people

  19. don’t you think you are taking it a bit too far? i know it was a terrible thing to do but jesus!!!!

  20. chill your bean mate!!!! IT WAS ONLY A CAT!!!! i know it doesn’t justify what he did but don’t you think you are overreacting just a bit?

  21. Yeah but… if he did that to a cat, what might he do to another person or other animals?… though I don’t agree with Yazi on the method, he definitely has something coming to him.

  22. Very christian!

  23. WhiteRose | Jan 10, 2011 at 12:44 am |

    Until it’s your pussy….

  24. Holy *gag* Fucking *gag* Shit *gag* that pathetic idiot, taking advantage of a poor cat like that. OMG!

  25. Holy *gag* Fucking *gag* Shit *gag* that pathetic idiot, taking advantage of a poor cat like that. OMG!

  26. Holy *gag* Fucking *gag* Shit *gag* that pathetic idiot, taking advantage of a poor cat like that. OMG!

  27.  animal cruelty… what a loser. someone post these in employment forums so he’d find it hard to get decent work. yeah I’d give him a challenge alright 

  28.  animal cruelty… what a loser. someone post these in employment forums so he’d find it hard to get decent work. yeah I’d give him a challenge alright 

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