Man Cuts Off Cat’s Head With Machete And Brags About It on Facebook

Dameon ParkerCurtis Cartier writes in Seattle Weekly:

In what’s sure to be yet another blow to anyone with the name “Dameon,” Dameon Parker, a 30-year-old Olympia man has been charged with animal cruelty for allegedly luring his neighbor’s cat into his house, then cutting off its head with a machete.

The News Tribune reports Tuesday evening that a woman saw Parker carrying the kitty by the nape of its neck out to his backyard, then emerging later with a massive machete that was covered in blood and cat fur.

She apparently found the headless feline buried in the yard. But it wasn’t until Parker took to Facebook to claim victory over the helpless beast that investigators were informed of the act.

Parker’s Facebook page is still up, though it appears some of the more incriminating posts are down. The only remaining post is a plea for friends to leave one “Mary” out of the matter, followed by a full throated challenge to anyone who has something to say about catricide to do so to his face.

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  • Anonymous

    What a pathetic motherfucker. They’re so powerless and ineffectual that the only thing they can have influence over is a defenseless pet.

  • dumbsaint

    What a pathetic motherfucker. They’re so powerless and ineffectual that the only thing they can have influence over is a defenseless pet.

  • Observing Ego

    :(

  • Observing Ego

    :(

  • Word Eater

    4chan needs to get on this one, ASAP – a cat has been maimed – Internet justice must be served!

  • Word Eater

    4chan needs to get on this one, ASAP – a cat has been maimed – Internet justice must be served!

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    Douchebaggery in its lowest form. 30 is a little old to be playing Beavis and Butthead with unsuspecting animals.

  • http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

    Douchebaggery in its lowest form. 30 is a little old to be playing Beavis and Butthead with unsuspecting animals.

  • Ironaddict06

    This guy needs to have his penis cut off and posted on the internet.

  • Ironaddict06

    This guy needs to have his penis cut off and posted on the internet.

  • Eindreizig

    I knew him several years ago. He is fucking insane. Literally.

  • Eindreizig

    I knew him several years ago. He is fucking insane. Literally.

  • Strummingbabe

    Suck ass idiot loser creep is going to get his nipples ripped off in jail, then he’s going to burn in hell forever, the cat is in heaven, that he killed, so what. That guy is going to face everlasting torture and i’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in hell.

  • Strummingbabe

    Suck ass idiot loser creep is going to get his nipples ripped off in jail, then he’s going to burn in hell forever, the cat is in heaven, that he killed, so what. That guy is going to face everlasting torture and i’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in hell.

    • Andskii

      don’t you think you are taking it a bit too far? i know it was a terrible thing to do but jesus!!!!

      • WhiteRose

        Until it’s your pussy….

    • Squidpig

      Very christian!

  • Yazi

    I want to tear every square inch of this cocksucker’s skin off, in small strips.

    • Andskii

      chill your bean mate!!!! IT WAS ONLY A CAT!!!! i know it doesn’t justify what he did but don’t you think you are overreacting just a bit?

      • Belcat

        Yeah but… if he did that to a cat, what might he do to another person or other animals?… though I don’t agree with Yazi on the method, he definitely has something coming to him.

  • Yazi

    I want to tear every square inch of this cocksucker’s skin off, in small strips.

  • Andskii

    not nice but lets not go overboard eh? it was a cat, not a person, i am not condoning it in anyway but ripping his skin off? gimme a break! everlasting torture? steady on people

  • Andskii

    not nice but lets not go overboard eh? it was a cat, not a person, i am not condoning it in anyway but ripping his skin off? gimme a break! everlasting torture? steady on people

  • Andskii

    don’t you think you are taking it a bit too far? i know it was a terrible thing to do but jesus!!!!

  • Andskii

    chill your bean mate!!!! IT WAS ONLY A CAT!!!! i know it doesn’t justify what he did but don’t you think you are overreacting just a bit?

  • Belcat

    Yeah but… if he did that to a cat, what might he do to another person or other animals?… though I don’t agree with Yazi on the method, he definitely has something coming to him.

  • Squidpig

    Very christian!

  • WhiteRose

    Until it’s your pussy….

  • 5y9h3r

    Holy *gag* Fucking *gag* Shit *gag* that pathetic idiot, taking advantage of a poor cat like that. OMG!

  • 5y9h3r

    Holy *gag* Fucking *gag* Shit *gag* that pathetic idiot, taking advantage of a poor cat like that. OMG!

  • 5y9h3r

    Holy *gag* Fucking *gag* Shit *gag* that pathetic idiot, taking advantage of a poor cat like that. OMG!

  • http://profiles.google.com/tnh723 TZH .

     animal cruelty… what a loser. someone post these in employment forums so he’d find it hard to get decent work. yeah I’d give him a challenge alright 

  • http://profiles.google.com/tnh723 TZH .

     animal cruelty… what a loser. someone post these in employment forums so he’d find it hard to get decent work. yeah I’d give him a challenge alright 

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