TSA Allows GIs To Carry Guns On Plane – But Not Nail Clippers

Nail-clippers-varietyThanks to disinformation reader Synapse for sending us this story about the TSA’s treatment of armed soldiers returning from Afghanistan, from Redstate, a portion of which is shown below:

[Update: with thanks to commenter King-gonad, the TSA says this story is false]

…This is probably another good time to remind you all that all of us were carrying actual assault rifles, and some of us were also carrying pistols.

So we’re in line, going through one at a time. One of our Soldiers had his Gerber multi-tool. TSA confiscated it. Kind of ridiculous, but it gets better. A few minutes later, a guy empties his pockets and has a pair of nail clippers. Nail clippers. TSA informs the Soldier that they’re going to confiscate his nail clippers. The conversation went something like this:

TSA Guy: You can’t take those on the plane.

Soldier: What? I’ve had them since we left country.

TSA Guy: You’re not suppose to have them.

Soldier: Why?

TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.

Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And I’m allowed to take it on.

TSA Guy: Yeah but you can’t use it to take over the plane. You don’t have bullets.

Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?

TSA Guy: [awkward silence]…

[read the whole sorry tale at Redstate]


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