Louis CK Learns About The Catholic Church

By Good German on January 20, 2011 in News 43

Louis CK’s 2007 investigative report about the religion he was raised in:

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GoodDoktorBad

Wow, pretty brutal…….welcome to bizzaro world
Anonymous

Wow, pretty brutal…….welcome to bizzaro world
ralph

Man, great find Good German.
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Man, great find Good German.
WhiteRose

He left out the bitting ha ha
WhiteRose

He left out the bitting ha ha
dumbsaint

rofl, classic
Anonymous

rofl, classic
Jordan

Thing about this kind of stuff is that it doesn’t make me think Louis is either atheist or agnostic, but rather just _hates_ Christians. There must be an above-average amount of ‘uncertainty’ to have to constantly condemn an institution. I mean, I know, just as much as you all know that these Christians are crazy, but sometimes this hateful theme gets a little old. We may not be all able to join together in the commonality of a faith, but joining together to hate a group that makes a complete ass of itself on a regular basis is simply so easy that it’s regressive and neanderthalic. Noticed a few of these stories on here lately, so, yeah, I said it.
- JoJoDancer
  
  It’s interesting that this post is directly above the indignant defense of Muslims. A lot of priest turned out to be child molesters. It turns out that a lot of Muslims believe that murdering “infidels” is justifiable. Of course, plenty of people of both faiths are swell. Yet we are much more comfortable skewering Christians than Muslims.
  
  Why is that? Because Christianity is closer to home, and therefore a more relevant target for scorn? Or is it because Christians generally won’t come to your house and fuck you up for making fun of them? Does that mean that making fun of Muslims takes balls, while any pussy can make fun of Christians?
  
  That would explain the discrepancy. Most people are pussies.
  - observer
    
    Indeed your right. Cowards are in great abundance.
    - Observer
      
      Oh and by the way I am in no way defending religion. I am stating that cowards and degenerates are not being syphoned out by natural selection in the human race.
      - Louis
        
        If I was getting fucked in the ass by a priest as a kid I would hope people would have something to say about it.
        
        “Oh lets not talk about it because it tests my faith and makes me feel uncomfortable.”
        
        P.S And by the way….Priests are getting caught fucking little boys in the ass! There is something wrong here.
      - Andrew
        
        No, they’d say, “You’re lucky you’re getting raped, the Muslims would kill you! So quit whining you little coward!”
      - JoJoDancer
        
        You misinterpret my statement, I think. If you look at the child-trafficking in Afghanistan, you’ll see that clearly some Muslims would fuck you in the ass, and then kill you. My beef is not with mocking Christianity. It’s not like these two posts were intentionally placed side-by-side, either. But seeing them side-by-side, I am reminded of the double standard with which many people approach their condemnation and/or defense of certain religions, ethnic groups, economic classes, etc. etc.
        
        People often speak from the heart rather than the mind, which is fine, but only if they admit that what they say is not consistent–because the heart is rarely consistent.
      - JoJoDancer
        
        Louis CK does have something to say about you getting fucked in the ass by a priest. He says IT’S HILARIOUS!!
        
        Perhaps that’s the most disturbing part. It’s hilarious.
      - RONIN
        
        You said it was interesting that “this post” is above one defending muslims. You then go on to talk about how we’re more comfortable “skewering” Christians than Muslims and suggest that any pussy can make fun of Christians. At that point, you were obviously implying that, with this post, Christians were being made fun of. More specifically, you were suggesting that they were being made fun of in Louis CK’s video, as nothing else in this makes fun of Christians. However, when it comes to your response to Louis (who merely said that a priest fucking a kid in the ass is wrong and that he would hope people had something to say about it, were he a victim), suddenly, the function of Louis CK’s Video changes. It no longer skewers Christians, it expresses how hilarious it is that priests molest children.
        
        Indeed, the heart is rarely consistent.
      - JoJoDancer
        
        First, I never said that there’s anything wrong with skewering Christians. I simply point out a double standard in which Muslims are a defensible religious group in total–among certain liberals, anyway–despite the violent, extremist elements; at the same time, Christianity as a whole–and Catholicism in particular–are open game, despite the number of positive elements and decent individuals. It’s the double standard that is bothersome, not the mockery.
        
        Second, it’s disturbing that child rape is the subject of a joke–funny, but disturbing nonetheless. And yeah, if you’re going to joke about child rape, you should be able to joke about woman-stoning, Christian-slaughtering, anti-civilization types with the same mirth–and not get all high and mighty toward people that point out such barbaric tendencies.
        
        So yes, you are a pussy if you defend Muslims via some universal ethical principle, but then make fun of Christians. Or from the other angle, if you condemn Christianity because of its laundry list of injustices, what is your reasoning for defending any other faith? Are any people innocent? People pick favorites and pretend like it’s a matter of ethics or morality. That is totally hypocritical. And also hilarious.
        
        Does that clear up my position?
      - RONIN
        
        Perhaps it did, for anyone who didn’t already understand it.
      - buttonpusher
        
        Are you a woman or minority? If so, you’re getting buried up to your neck and stoned the next time you are in Tunisia. Where do you get off even bringing Islam into this discussion?
        
        There, is that better?
  - FullMentalAlchemist
    
    Christians don’t need to come to my house to fuck me up, they’ve fucked up the entire country in the last decade.
    They start wars and ignore corporate crime because their tiny brains believe the lies told by preachers and Ronald Reagan clones about ‘socialism’ and ‘atheism’.
    
    As far as the Muslims go, the radicals suck but at least they don’t need a giant screen and cheesy salespeople to help them pray.
Jordan

Thing about this kind of stuff is that it doesn’t make me think Louis is either atheist or agnostic, but rather just _hates_ Christians. There must be an above-average amount of ‘uncertainty’ to have to constantly condemn an institution. I mean, I know, just as much as you all know that these Christians are crazy, but sometimes this hateful theme gets a little old. We may not be all able to join together in the commonality of a faith, but joining together to hate a group that makes a complete ass of itself on a regular basis is simply so easy that it’s regressive and neanderthalic. Noticed a few of these stories on here lately, so, yeah, I said it.
Nycstan

In all humor there is truth. In all truth there is humor.
Nycstan

In all humor there is truth. In all truth there is humor.
JoJoDancer

It’s interesting that this post is directly above the indignant defense of Muslims. A lot of priest turned out to be child molesters. It turns out that a lot of Muslims believe that murdering “infidels” is justifiable. Of course, plenty of people of both faiths are swell. Yet we are much more comfortable skewering Christians than Muslims.

Why is that? Because Christianity is closer to home, and therefore a more relevant target for scorn? Or is it because Christians generally won’t come to your house and fuck you up for making fun of them? Does that mean that making fun of Muslims takes balls, while any pussy can make fun of Christians?

That would explain the discrepancy. Most people are pussies.
observer

Indeed your right. Cowards are in great abundance.
Observer

Oh and by the way I am in no way defending religion. I am stating that cowards and degenerates are not being syphoned out by natural selection in the human race.
justagirl

LOL @ the tears!!
that was wrong. duct tape and closet. now.
justagirl

LOL @ the tears!!
that was wrong. duct tape and closet. now.
Louis

If I was getting fucked in the ass by a priest as a kid I would hope people would have something to say about it.

“Oh lets not talk about it because it tests my faith and makes me feel uncomfortable.”

P.S And by the way….Priests are getting caught fucking little boys in the ass! There is something wrong here.
Andrew

No, they’d say, “You’re lucky you’re getting raped, the Muslims would kill you! So quit whining you little coward!”
JoJoDancer

You misinterpret my statement, I think. If you look at the child-trafficking in Afghanistan, you’ll see that clearly some Muslims would fuck you in the ass, and then kill you. My beef is not with mocking Christianity. It’s not like these two posts were intentionally placed side-by-side, either. But seeing them side-by-side, I am reminded of the double standard with which many people approach their condemnation and/or defense of certain religions, ethnic groups, economic classes, etc. etc.

People often speak from the heart rather than the mind, which is fine, but only if they admit that what they say is not consistent–because the heart is rarely consistent.
JoJoDancer

Louis CK does have something to say about you getting fucked in the ass by a priest. He says IT’S HILARIOUS!!

Perhaps that’s the most disturbing part. It’s hilarious.
RONIN

You said it was interesting that “this post” is above one defending muslims. You then go on to talk about how we’re more comfortable “skewering” Christians than Muslims and suggest that any pussy can make fun of Christians. At that point, you were obviously implying that, with this post, Christians were being made fun of. More specifically, you were suggesting that they were being made fun of in Louis CK’s video, as nothing else in this makes fun of Christians. However, when it comes to your response to Louis (who merely said that a priest fucking a kid in the ass is wrong and that he would hope people had something to say about it, were he a victim), suddenly, the function of Louis CK’s Video changes. It no longer skewers Christians, it expresses how hilarious it is that priests molest children.

Indeed, the heart is rarely consistent.
FullMentalAlchemist

Christians don’t need to come to my house to fuck me up, they’ve fucked up the entire country in the last decade.
They start wars and ignore corporate crime because their tiny brains believe the lies told by preachers and Ronald Reagan clones about ‘socialism’ and ‘atheism’.

As far as the Muslims go, the radicals suck but at least they don’t need a giant screen and cheesy salespeople to help them pray.
JoJoDancer

First, I never said that there’s anything wrong with skewering Christians. I simply point out a double standard in which Muslims are a defensible religious group in total–among certain liberals, anyway–despite the violent, extremist elements; at the same time, Christianity as a whole–and Catholicism in particular–are open game, despite the number of positive elements and decent individuals. It’s the double standard that is bothersome, not the mockery.

Second, it’s disturbing that child rape is the subject of a joke–funny, but disturbing nonetheless. And yeah, if you’re going to joke about child rape, you should be able to joke about woman-stoning, Christian-slaughtering, anti-civilization types with the same mirth–and not get all high and mighty toward people that point out such barbaric tendencies.

So yes, you are a pussy if you defend Muslims via some universal ethical principle, but then make fun of Christians. Or from the other angle, if you condemn Christianity because of its laundry list of injustices, what is your reasoning for defending any other faith? Are any people innocent? People pick favorites and pretend like it’s a matter of ethics or morality. That is totally hypocritical. And also hilarious.

Does that clear up my position?
RONIN

Perhaps it did, for anyone who didn’t already understand it.
buttonpusher

Are you a woman or minority? If so, you’re getting buried up to your neck and stoned the next time you are in Tunisia. Where do you get off even bringing Islam into this discussion?

There, is that better?
buttonpusher

Are you a woman or minority? If so, you’re getting buried up to your neck and stoned the next time you are in Tunisia. Where do you get off even bringing Islam into this discussion?

There, is that better?
$927230

This is great.
Anonymous

This is great.
Waxindignant

“in the ass and face…” haahaa!!!
Waxindignant

“in the ass and face…” haahaa!!!