Most Ridiculous Lawsuit Ever Filed? Diddy Masterminded 9/11

Sean Combs. Photo: Arthur (CC)

Sean Combs. Photo: Arthur (CC)

The United States court system is open to virtually anyone who feels they have a grievance, but how on earth did this $1 Trillion claim against Sean “Diddy” Combs even get scheduled for a hearing? It’s so batshit crazy it must have had the judge falling off his bench! From Radar Online:

Hip Hop mogul P Diddy has been blamed for many crazy things over the years — but a new court filing takes it to a whole new level!

In a filing obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the star, real name Sean Combs, accusing him of a whole plethora of wrong doings.

EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS: Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks Applies For A Restraining Order Against P Diddy

According to Turks, the 41-year-old, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King, is responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center amongst other outrageous alleged atrocities.

In the disturbing court documents, Turks claims that she dated Diddy, and that the two have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23 years old.

She alleges that she has been subjected to abuse from 2001 – 2010 and that: “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair.”…

[continues at Radar Online]

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23 Responses to Most Ridiculous Lawsuit Ever Filed? Diddy Masterminded 9/11

  1. Anonymous January 28, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    Exhibit A for the defense: The patent ineptitude and stupidity of Mr. Poof Doody’s career and lyrics. A more thorough refutation of any alleged ability to successfully mastermind an operation on the scale of 9/11 is not conceivable.

    Yes, I know. The “stupidity defense” is more usually associated with white collar crimes. But just give this idea a chance. It’s Piff Dawdle’s one chance to truly shift the paradigm.

  2. Liam_McGonagle January 28, 2011 at 12:51 pm #

    Exhibit A for the defense: The patent ineptitude and stupidity of Mr. Poof Doody’s career and lyrics. A more thorough refutation of any alleged ability to successfully mastermind an operation on the scale of 9/11 is not conceivable.

    Yes, I know. The “stupidity defense” is more usually associated with white collar crimes. But just give this idea a chance. It’s Piff Dawdle’s one chance to truly shift the paradigm.

    • E.B. Wolf January 28, 2011 at 5:32 pm #

      He’s only stupid and inept if you assume he set out to create and promote good music rather than make a shitload of money.

  3. WhiteRose January 28, 2011 at 5:38 pm #

    And all along I thought it was Taylor Swift…

  4. WhiteRose January 28, 2011 at 1:38 pm #

    And all along I thought it was Taylor Swift…

  5. grooveboss January 28, 2011 at 6:27 pm #

    yo this shit is real

  6. grooveboss January 28, 2011 at 2:27 pm #

    yo this shit is real

  7. Apathy January 28, 2011 at 8:07 pm #

    You were probably thinking of Mr. Kanye West then.

  8. Apathy January 28, 2011 at 4:07 pm #

    You were probably thinking of Mr. Kanye West then.

  9. Brent DeBoard January 28, 2011 at 8:15 pm #

    Does not compute.
    Especially when stacked up to this.
    I now present to you concrete evidence that the defendant, Sean Combs, is innocent to the claims.

    http://freshptt.ytmnd.com/

  10. Brent January 28, 2011 at 4:15 pm #

    Does not compute.
    Especially when stacked up to this.
    I now present to you concrete evidence that the defendant, Sean Combs, is innocent to the claims.

    http://freshptt.ytmnd.com/

  11. E.B. Wolf January 28, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    He’s only stupid and inept if you assume he set out to create and promote good music rather than make a shitload of money.

  12. dumbsaint January 29, 2011 at 7:07 pm #

    Diddy did it? What didn’t Diddy do??

  13. Anonymous January 29, 2011 at 11:07 pm #

    Diddy did it? What didn’t Diddy do??

  14. Cameron January 30, 2011 at 10:24 pm #

    It all makes sense now.

  15. Cameron January 30, 2011 at 6:24 pm #

    It all makes sense now.

  16. fuzzgun January 31, 2011 at 6:23 pm #

    It makes sense that “P Diddy” is behind the attacks – I always thought that 911 was extremely derivative of the 1993 WTC bombing.

  17. mole_face January 31, 2011 at 2:23 pm #

    It makes sense that “P Diddy” is behind the attacks – I always thought that 911 was extremely derivative of the 1993 WTC bombing.

  18. errrrrrrrrm February 1, 2011 at 3:11 pm #

    Awesome. I love that the Court system in the U.S is dumb enough to actually bother with this! Good luck Ms Turks, you’re gonna need it you total nut job

  19. errrrrrrrrm February 1, 2011 at 11:11 am #

    Awesome. I love that the Court system in the U.S is dumb enough to actually bother with this! Good luck Ms Turks, you’re gonna need it you total nut job

  20. Payrollpinky February 3, 2011 at 4:06 pm #

    I hope someone really beats this bitch up. Sounds like a big waist of flesh, damn what a stupid bitch!

  21. Payrollpinky February 3, 2011 at 8:06 pm #

    I hope someone really beats this bitch up. Sounds like a big waist of flesh, damn what a stupid bitch!

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